You’re a cool dood toddler and this is some cool shit :tup:
“Awesome & proof God exists… A psychotronic masterpiece!” - Mr. Break Aint it Cool News 
I always saw this commercial and wanted this but always ended up getting something else at the store cuz I realized, the commercial was 1000X better than the actual product.
Now THIS is a Christmas miracle!
One this looks awesome, and two I loved the crossfire commercial.
It makes a funny movie trailer parody. But I don’t think I will ever pay to see this.
Well considering the fund is already at 132,000 i think you are the minority with this sentiment friend.
That doesn’t mean a thing. Except that some people are getting rich off of shitty work derivative of a things that already exist.
I think you mistake intent.
This in my eyes is meant as homage and return to form of a superior genre, and not a sloppy cash grab like many others have attempted.
Well when you put it that way, it doesn’t sound so bad.
They needed CG to some high kicks lol.
Not sure which I would rather watch, that or…
THIS!!!
They should keep it as short under 5 min movies. a full length movie spoof would bore the shit out of me.
looks stupid, like something id watch late on adult swim while high off shrooms
What about Black Dynamite? That was full-length and was the truth.
EDIT: that adam chaplin looks like complete ass.
It looks like someone made a cross between Hokuto no Ken and Metalocalypse.
Kickstarter just crossed the $200,000 goal.
That version of Thor is legit as fuck.
I think I am going to Kame Hame Ha the next turd that uses legit in a sentence.
This seems like Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon The Movie. Meh, I like my 80s films made in the 80s by Americans high on power and coke. Something made by Swedes tipsy on Kopparberg and Snus in whatever-the-fuck we call this decade doesn’t have the same appeal.
If I want 80s nostalgia I’ll watch an Arnie film, they’re some of my legitimate all time favourites. But right now I want good new shit. Not new shit masturbating over old shit.