LOL yeah fuck i have such a negative vibe i give off. i would never encourage a guy to cheat on a girlfriend i like though… and since i think my buddy’s gf is a keeper, i wouldn’t encourage him to cheat! he’d hold my money and passport while I FUCK SOME HOOKERS HAHAHAHAHA
thailand was only $700 round trip tickets for me. too bad you’re on the east coast. must be mad expensive lol anyway, the reseting the modem didn’t work? it took me 2 hours before i got mine to work. you gotta try everything i guess… don’t know how else to help you out.
haha so it WAS ness’s gf right??? why was she mad at me??? i’m actually nice to korean girls =(
i hate how girls fucking hate my guts =(
i plan on marrying someone and staying with them in their home country!
Anyone in Busan, South Korea wanting to play some sf4 or marvel? I’m pretty new to S. Korea, and an average player in fighting games, so I’m trying to see if anyone is around here.
It looks like most people are in the Seoul area, so I’m not expecting much, but they at least have SFIV arcades here in downtown Seomyeon.
damn, sucks dude! the best player who posts here is laugh and he goes into busan to play with their tops all the time
i’ve played one dude who i actually placed higher than at the korean nationals and he fucking whopped me like 5-1 at least during casuals. that’s all i know of busan
haha thurst, i hear roughly all one week trips including airfare are about a million won
like hotels and food are dirt cheap
you should definitely look into it man
they suggest going during winter though, too hot or some shit during summer
and yes. i msged ness and his gf called me and they’re arguing about ness going clubbing and wanting to try to fuck girls
major trust issues going on with those two… sounds to me like they fucking love each other though!!!
lol u got a prostie? she gotta be hella busted for you to limp like that.
don’t tell me you go to one of those barbershop pole places. those places got ajoomahs (middle age women) and butterfaces. the only decent barbershop places i’ve seen are in sinsa-dong/ the districts surrounding apgujung station. there’s a lot of hot working girls in that area.
seoul’s underground prostitution scene is pretty hard for foreigners to get access. all the hot chicks are in officetel/apartment buildings, where you have to go online and pick a chick you like, then call them to set an appointment.
ness, so that’s what u were talking about when I met you @ isu? something about your girl texting you nonstop because she has you on lock?
one korean girl actually said that the stereotype of american guys are that they have hella sex and cheat a lot in america… and this is coming from a friend who’s a girl X_X
man grow a pair. korean girls are sluts anyways. find another. the guys i’ve met here are true gents and u shouldn’t have to pick!
yea what thrust said.
P.S. lmao @ TAO. That’s how I know your a badass. When u can admit to going limp on a hooker.
P.P.S. yeah those massage parlors / barbershop pole places looked really interesting… a friend told me those are prostitute places, and the double poles are better then single? wtf… I mean what massage parlor is open at 02:30 in the morning… korea is a nutty place!! and I might go to school there next semester since I LOVE IT SO MUCHHHHH
(Yonsei University)
haha man I am really sorry for the shit she put you guys through early Friday morning. She has a mental depression/sickness problem for many years according to her doctor. I never seen such a crazy chick, sometimes she’s extremely nice and then sometimes she’s straight up the devil. Anyways I broke her phone in half and she found out I went to a brothel Friday night :lol: so I’m pretty sure she’ll be able to move on from me now.
ABOUT THAT BROTHEL: At Isu since I missed the last train and I didn’t feel like going to Hongdae or any other clubs I tried to find a motel in Isu to crash… I ended up finding a shit load of brothel looking joints instead in Isu ahhaah I couldn’t resist the women standing outside the rooms so I said fuck it and went to one.
Shit was wack as fuck though lol… I blew some cash on a 2 second BJ, making out, and fingered the chick. I just couldn’t stick my dick in which is probably a REALLY GOOD THING.
I repeat sorry for the texts you guys received. I didn’t send that shit… I would not say shit like that to you guys. You guys didn’t do shit to me and have been cool with me. Lol, but Tao I did mention the sitting on the toilet thing to her haha :lovin: that’s why she mentioned about your extra cleanliness. I can’t complain though haha thanks for letting me sleep at your place.
Got damn I was stupid for spending money on that brothel joint. It was amusing at the time, but a quick way to burn a hole in a pocket. I’ll probably be out of commission for a while until I save up some money ahah. I should have my passport by then for Hongdae clubs
lol i’m all about objectifying women, but it’s prob better not to blanket korean girls as sluts (at least not more so than any other type of chick) bcuz it’s kinda offensive and we don’t wanna offend our k-homies.
that said, i’ll be out in seoul today trying to get up on some hoes. if any of you guys are gonna be around let me know, i’ll be with soem people tho so i won’t be able to straight up bail on them and chill if we’re not close by.
damn tao that sucks that you have ED like that, try drinking a little soju before hand lol.
@ness: how was the blow job? and i’d be more inclined to have sex with a prostitute than make out with one, but that’s just me.
(after i finish dl’ing this 50 cent mixtape i’mma try resetting my modem and getting xb live in case of you guys feel like thrashing me in sf4 =/)
dude shit literally seemed like 2 seconds long (BJ) Worst waste of money EVER
Have fun in Seoul yo! I’m going to chill at home for a while to regain some dough and take a break from the night life.
I kind of just want to find a nice girl and just chill, but that’s kind of hard for me :lol:
OH yeah and FUCK that SFIV machine. Now BOTH mp and fierce don’t got damn work. You guys know what side I’m talking about. I barely won a match using jab tiger uppercut and Roundhouse tiger shots. I couldn’t do FAs because that requires MP.
lol i went to a motel in incheon… and the going rate is THIRTY BUCKS. that’s why i went haha thirty thousand won? HELL YES. the girl wasn’t too bad. i’ve fucked uglier without paying for it
it’s just that… she was so like… lifeless haha not during the sex but i think she didn’t like how i didn’t speak korean… and i still had my underwear on LOL. so she sucked i got hard, put on a thick ass condom and then when i started fucking…
IT WAS LITERALLY like fucking a loaf of BREAD. AFTER i drill a hole into it the size of my dick.
so i just got soft hahaha
maybe if there was no condom, i could feel SOME kind of friction… but alas, there was none
and i got limp, and she’s like WTF IS THIS? haha doesn’t need language for that. she tried getting me horny but couldn’t and i was like… IT"S OK in korean and she peaced out after calling the building’s manager and complained haha. but i think she complained about my lack of korean cuz when i left the dude laughed and was like SPEAK KOREAN! and hit me on the shoulder lovingly hahaha
she also hit me on the shoulder lovingly and was like FIGHTING or some shit
i’ve always had some kind of issue with staying hard with a fucking condom on… but i was supremely nervous hahaha. the shit was fucking bomb though. you go into a decent hotel room and you take a shower. and then you come out and watch some shitty japanese porn for like 5-10 minutes and a hooker comes in, takes her clothes off, puts on a condom with her mouth and sucks until you get hard. then you switch to missionary style and she moans and you finish and she peaces out. hahaha under normal non erectile dysfunction circumstances, it’s pretty fucking awesome for THIRTY BUCKS. can’t choose the girl though. but i’m glad i didn’t go limp dick on some major hottie hahaha traumatize that poor girl or something
NESS: my korean buddy i went with was talking to me about the make out/touch titties places. i wanna try one out. apparently, viagra’s illegal in korea so i’m kinda fucked if i get a repeat on my situation LOL. give me more details man! how much did it cost? and how come you’re allowed to finger the girls??? like did you get actual penetration?? my hooker didn’t let me lol. BUT I LOVE FINGERING PUSSY. that’s how i usually get myself horny. by molesting the fuck outta girls. it just feels weird when there’s no molesting involved lol
@Ness: I saw your ex walking to twotwo’s 5 seconds after I walked out. It was like how it happened in front of Isu. I just turned my head and she was there. Good luck with the situation.
@Tao: Lol too bad that offer is only available for Koreans and not foreigners… and the thing i went to is definitely not worth the money. I kind of don’t want anyone to know I went to that kind of pathetic shit lol.
sigh I just want to find a nice girl to hang out with :lol:
