Korea Thread - SF, Chicken, and Beer

you released early like every time.

lol man, fuck i’m sad

i feel left out =(

but my fucking aunt came and gave me $2000

LIKE WTF

basically, it’s money to make sure i don’t go spend another year in korea too =(

ugh… fucking lecturing me about my future and shit… fucking chinese people!!!

is it your birthday next sat thurst??? am i invited??? i might not even be able to go cuz my aunt and uncle leave next monday morning… and i can basically only see them on weekends. but they’re seeing me early Saturday morning. anyway, i’ll buy you a shirt or something anyway as a bday gift!

d.fox… did you taunt me during a match?? i’m really sorry i cheaped you out with sagat. i was using him to try to beat pintosaur’s zangief. he’s a cunt though. 4-6 matchup for ryu according to most tier lists. really easy pointer is that if you do an early jumping MK on me, you CAN"T link a hit afterwards. so i can just mash the uppercut and if you do anything BUT block, you get uppercutted. that’s like the cheapest shit ever. i think poongko does a jumping LK and then instablocks or hits depending. i feel that was the biggest damage dealer i did to you. just mashing the uppercut in your blockstrings =/

yeah i was learning a few things esp with the early j.mk’s, and yeah i’m pretty sure i taunted you, though I don’t think i combo’d into an ultra like I did the tranny.

i can finally do that jab short backhand combo with gief like 75% of the time and its made me like 75% better.

well at least a little better anyway.

i still suck with ryu though even though i play ryu way more now. i feel like there’s something i don’t understand about him

dfox, one thing i noticed ryan and poongko do to me when i use gief is dp when i try to crossup after a knockdown. i think if you do the dp motion too early, it comes out the wrong way so you have to wait until like the last possible moment or something. i noticed that makes them somewhat immune to gief crossups but when i try to do the same thing with ryu, i get a dp going the wrong way or not coming out at all unless i wait until they’ve completely crossed over my body.

this might be stuff you already know though since i don’t think i played you’re ryu yesterday. anyway, i don’t see ppl do it all that often.

aww lame! the tourney was on saturday??? i totally forgot ARGH i wanted to watch!!

how many entrants??

haha man. Don’t piss off your boss. failed a surprise pt test that’s just for me and am now getting chaptered out. So I might be outta here sooner than I thought.

yeah man you should come thru if you can. were you planning on staying in korea more than a year though before your aunt gave you the bribery money?

oh and i just remembered the ghetto ass taiwanese guy was claiming to be a triad, so i’m like “ohh, like sha po lang?” lol

i called my grandma last night and she said that my dad still hadn’t sent my 360 yet =/. at this rate i’mma be back in america by the time it comes, sigh.

hey thurst, wanna borrow my xbox then? i’m not even playing it hahaha. i don’t have any games but my controller is broken. on second thought, it’s pointless really

and yeah, i wanted to teach english until i got MARRIED haha and then either move back to canada to have kids or stay married for a few years in their country. FREE HEALTHCARE for the win, so OHHHH CANADA I LOVE YOU

my aunt paid for my university tuition though… so she has… a lot of sway in my life =(

fucking chinese

dfox: what happened dude?? what’s a pt test?

lol isn’t canadian college cheap as hell? you should save up here and pay her back…easier said than done, i know. but yeah that sucks.

ya fuck your aunt man… she’s trying to make you her bitch. you’re doing what every rice chaser is dreaming of right now. just bang tons of bitches and marry some rich SNSD looking broad so you can travel between countries while getting poon on the side. :confused:

actually i know canadian tuition is cheaper than american ones… but she also paid most of my mom’s mortgage and paid off my mom’s car for her. she’s 10 years younger than my mom and i guess they were fucking tight as hell when they were little

i didn’t work for the first 3.5 years of university… she paid for a lot of shit cuz my mom didn’t work either lol… and my mom had hella savings. but anyway

hahaha ibeatwomen

i’d LIKE to bang tons of chicks but i’m pretty fucking SHY and i can’t speak korean. and even if i could, i look too much like what they call a “windy guy” aka PLAYBOY for girls to trust me. NOBODY trusts me. haha except for old women. but i want my girls JUST out of highschool baby!!

i don’t know what SNSD means…

but if i have a long term relationship let alone a WIFE… i would NEVER cheat on her

cuz i’m a hopeless romantic!!!

<3 <3 <3

HAHAHA

snsd are dimes nicca: [media=youtube]KFt_NILe-TM[/media]

word, shit sucks sometimes though :[

omg… I love Korean woman.

lol I have yellow fever bad, but today I saw this really hot black chick on my air force base. I’d definitely hook up with her lolz. I dunno but lately white chicks are my least favorite.

Asian -> Hispanic -> Black -> White chicks for me. Is that racist??? :rofl:

I honestly never considered dating asian chicks.

I’ve been into Asian chicks since like elementary school lol…

I forgot how to get to the clubs in Gangnam. Anyone know the directions from Gangnam’s subway station to get to NB or Harlem? I’m not going to Hongdae anymore unless I get a passport. Hongdae has become way too strict on letting people in… but they are smart. How many military peeps do you know have a passport in Korea. I’m a have a buffet when I get my passport.

That white chick in that one club was pissing me off though. She’s like are you Army? I’m like nope… I’m Air Force. Then she was like “You guys are all the same anyways.” I wanted to put my foot up her hippie loving ass. Us “GIs” aren’t all the same. Just like all Koreans aren’t the same. It’s just lame as hell that when somebody fucks up from the USFK we all get screwed because of it.

I don’t blame them though with all the incidents that have been going on for years in that area lol… I’m still laughing at last weekend when me and Thurst saw those two Foreigners being dragged out of the club all bloodied up. I’m just glad they weren’t military.

those clubs are near club mass in kangnam… just go down the busy street at the kangnam station exit for a couple of block and you’ll see club mass. it’s pretty easy to spot.

i think hongdae is the place to be man… you can just hang around the subway exit and holla at bitches tokyo style. take them to one of those karaoke/video room and they’ll be hella down.

I haven’t given up on Hongdae, but the club owners asking for passports left a sour taste in my mouth. I’m working on getting a passport now. I’m a throw that shit in the club owner’s face when I get that shit :rofl:

Club owner: Passport?
Me: HERE NIGGA! throws it at him
(I get arrested) :lol:

it’s funny that that shit happened the day after i had to turn my passport into immigration for my ARC, hopefully they send that shit back this week.

lol yo ness if you do that and you’ll probably end up lumped up like those drunk british/aussie guys, can’t say i’ll have your back on that one. a nigga gotta stay looking pretty for the hoes, na’mean

LOL SNSD… girls generation… what’s the actual korean word for that group??

haha fuck i never used to like asian girls either in elementary school… my first girlfriend was white too. and i was like WHITE TILL I DIE

but the power of china vagina is TOO STRONG (i use that to describe asian pussy)

the sad part is i use that word around girls

the power of the COCK BLOCK is too strong too =(

what happened with the bloodied up foreigners??? i wanna know lol i’ve been in one “bar fight” where this little asian dude was fighting with my buddy and i went behind him and did a wrestling hip throw and basically body slammed him on the ground… but then i realized he could probably fuck me up really badly (with his friends) so i pussied out and yelled “YO PEACE HOMIE” and he left me alone cuz i was literally almost twice the size of him

my 220 to his 130 hahaha

he didn’t know i was not gangster at ALL though… I"M LUCKY HEHEHEHEHE