Kim Jong Un to require all university men to have his haircut

All shopping in North Korea is thrift shopping.

cant call me racist if i say they all look alike

The article actually states that the haircut is only mandatory for university students, not all men.

I guess it’s so they can learn to be strong through four(?) years of public humiliation.

Sorry, but the others will be skin and bones compared to the great leader.

Gonna end up like those Justin Bieber dolls.

It’s part of their plan to shock the South when the latter is faced with an invasion of Asian Mackelmore lookalikes.

I originally thought the thread title was a typo.

It’s not all men, it’s all men in universities.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/27/mandatory-kim-jong-un-hai_0_n_5041289.html

My approval of the policy depends on the 'do in question. If this were Nazi Germany I wouldn’t care because the best part of being a Nazi is rockin that stylin haircut

dat fade doh

Fun fact. All approved hair styles in North Korea

Spoiler

http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/ap107251477025.jpg?w=720&h=480&crop=1

http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/ap995892236224.jpg?w=753

They’re all pretty bland if you ask me. Im almost entirely certain the list hasnt been updated since the 80’s.

Gonna drop a bunch of crates filled with these and watch shit hit the fan.

http://files.myopera.com/VegaTheTerrible/albums/674493/kool-keith-ambush-black-elvis-ornament-2.jpg

Balding men are executed.

got damn that legit looks like create-a-character hair.

How do they manage to let Dennis Rodman in?

This is like that episode of Rocko’s Modern Life where an emperor from some far off land demands that all his denizens look exactly as he does. Except this is real life, so it’s more sad than funny.

space dandy hair, yes plz!

Seeing that took me WAY back

Spoiler

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/960/wow.jpg

with my mind on yo’ corns and yo’ corns on my mind.

and not a single 9-5 (temp fade) was spotted. That’s not a good look for the brothas