It would be very sexy.
Film it and post it. We’ll judge.
Yours is sort of an extenuating circumstance
If the butt cheeks don’t split, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
Johnny Cockram, ladies and gents.
Only if the balls don’t touch.
Hi guys
Is Missing Person with a “trap” in that pic?
Money Match or nah?
If nah:
His other hand is on a penis.
And it’s not his.
I’d still hit it, with vim and vigor.