JTM/SRK MSPaint Whispers VI: The Dickening -- GAME THREAD

I… err didn’t think I could be surprised anymore by SRK but here we are

I don’t think I can comprehend the level of stupid involved in this thread. Been editing posts containing nudity, real and cartoon, for months and now and you guys make a thread dedicated to it?

Some sense is all I ask, just some, not much, just some.

Edit: How does that even work? Instead of having the Mafia games here were its perfectly fine, you go to an alternate website. The thing that flaggrantly breaks GD rules, that’s the one you guys bring here.

How, Sway?

new rules? this is like the 6th game

OP should post links to the previous games so new folks will understand how we got here. :lol:

“Stabler cavity searches Ulala. Ken pees. VanBuren readies purple dildo.”

I mean, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? The only context clue to an airport security check is the cavity search, but the purple dildo being readied and Ken peeing really made it sound like a much darker image. Vynce.

I pictured Van Buren (the president) and Stabler intending harm to Ulala in a back alley and Ken coming to the rescue via micturition.

@“Missing Person” can you post our results on JTM and give a link so we can at least have a way of seeing them?

Goddamn it @Pertho

Can someone create a pm convo with all the submissions?

I thought we did pretty good this time too

AYYYYYYY WE GOT THE IMAGES REMOVED. Well done SRK, I think that’s a new personal achievement for us. :tup:

(Also, the Mafia thing isn’t about not wanting to host the games on SRK, it just works functionally better on Simple Machine than Vanilla. It’s the same with my Arena game being the opposite, hence me hosting it on SRK… EVERYONE GO SIGN UP TO RATCHET GLADIATOR/DEADLOCKED HD! But yeah, MSPaint Whispers is site agnostic, so we run it on both because we have players that primarily prefer/use one site over the other.)

Like damn, just no nudity. Y’all are posting dicks here like they’re SF strats. Like damn, at least cover the dicks up.

:rofl:

So.they need hijabs?

#weinersout

I believe mine fit that criteria… though previous games set a precedent.

This game in particular felt like a game of telephone with a schizophrenic. Holy hell were the descriptions off on the SRK side. Thank you Hetacom for the only decent description.

Chaudoken, you were right. I don’t even know how Ken is doing a hurricane kick while taking a leak…

Also, I have to ask: “Vynce do you pee through a hole in your boxers while standing on one foot?”

I second JTM link.

Pretty damn classy Alpha, pretty damn classy.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/1YApC6x.png

There’s a dixk in that one. Destroy it

@“Missing Person” knows all about hidden penises.

But for real, the most offensive part of that picture is the use of Comic Sans.

Pertho stepping on chadouken’s religious right to worship Harambe.

#YesAllDicks

http://jesustoastmafia.com/index.php/topic,912.msg51146.html#msg51146 Here’s SRK submissions.

Sweet, i do need art for my hitbox.

TATSUMAKI DICKPUKYAKU

Jesus Christ @“chadouken!” :lol: