I was there, UMvC3 stayed fucking ass the entire time, people just got better at playing a shitty game.
Jesus turned the other cheek to take that disciple dick in the ass.
How did they get better? It’s because of me.
Chris G was a random bum that read my posts there and because of that he became famous.
Only atheists do that stuff.
BTW, is my shoe still with you. I know i left it in your ass after kicking it in a religion thread years ago.
This is the kind of savagery that has been missing from these forums for a very long time now.
LOL…
The nails on the cross you don’t see are the ones that go in through the back and up Jesus’ butt.
Why do atheist insults always have to be homoerotic disses? I understand that you are the only group that views getting a dick up the ass regardless of being a man is like a personal right that should be praised, viewed as a social norm, and respected but why can’t you be more creative instead of using that in one of your attempted insults?
Whenever a theist uses the word ass in a sentence, normally the word “foot” or “kick” is in that sentence.
But when an Atheist uses the word ass, it’s always either “dick” or “fuck” that is in that sentence. Dicks always have to go up someone’s Ass for an Atheist.
Please, take your disgusting shit out of my face. Especially you, @ThePurpleBunny… what kind of a man names himself “bunny”, don’t girls use girly colors and cute animals as an s/n?
The only ass we need to talk about is yours, because up to now you have not taken out my shoe and returned it to me. You son of a bitch.
I went to pornhub and saw Jesus take Five Guys better than the average mortal’s stomach.
That’s it.
If you are going to start insulting my God with homoporno like atheist shit as a way to throw a swing at me then I’m not going to participate in this thread.
I was actually willing to engage in actual religion debate and show the noobs my legendary greatness in addition to giving you the opportunity at my 12+year held undefeated religion thread championship belt, but because of this it’s a no. I don’t go for that shit because it is wrong and i believe i will get karma’d in real life for this.
So my belt stays in my waste and I am walking out, and you have no one else to blame but that girlyman PurpleBanny. Go play with your tiny dick while you watch your scat porn and other male-only orgies on whatever porn site that atheists normally go to.
You know what I find funny? God made the heavens and the earth, and then god said let there be light, and there was light. So basically god made the heavens and the earth in the dark, so how the fuck did he know what he was making?
THAT deep?
How did the gerbil survive long enough to run it that far in?
The power of prayer?
Did you pray to Gere’s Arse?
Or are you simply still so perforated from the O.G. beatdowns that fishjie administered that it is a non-issue?
Your belt stays in your waste. Ironically appropriate because you’re completely shit at forming coherent sentences and arguments.
The sentence in Gen 1:1 is an intro to the creation story. It would be bad literature if the book began “in the first day” immediately… the sentence in Gen 1:1 is placed first just so the reader knows right away what the entire context will be about.
I hope you don’t think space was anything else but dark before the Big Bang, even science says so.
dumbass.
I thought you were no longer participating in this thread. Unlike Jesus who participated in the after-Last Supper event known as the original Eyes Wide Shut.
So what’s the truth behind historical Jesus?
I heard there are #facts involving him being alive. Feels like we need to establish that to proceed.
STFU girlyman. I remain champion because i will no longer participate in this thread. This thread was nothing but bait so that you can throw all these atheist-homo sex like insults for me to read. You all know you can’t have a real debate with me because it will result to all of you being destroyed before this site dies, and you yourself will end up raging in various threads in this board because of what can transpire.
No i’m not. I never lost a religion thread and you know it. So suck it.
I’m out Atheists, take a look at my belt that is being raised by my left arm as I walk away.
Are you really out?
Because Religion is gay and likes to fuck little boys.
You sick boy fucker.
Not with that level of homophobia.
oh wow cool story bro! so what happened after you called the “cops” on the “bad boy” who “robbed” you? what was the the dudes safe word, the one whose ass you were going to “beat”? yeah i bet you would’ve beat his ass real good. which cheek did you turn? your left ass cheek or your right one? i’m sure you back fisted him real good too
nah jesus was the epitome of turn the cheek and keep getting slapped. he let a bunch of people nail him to a cross FFS, after he wore a crown of thorns. he even KNEW his boy judas was gonna betray him but he still gave him bread and wine and washed his feet. that’s what kids call being a “cuck”. sorry buddy
meek - let me google that for you cause you’re too dumb to: “quiet, gentle, and easily imposed on; submissive.” kind of like the “robber” who “robbed” your house so you could “beat his ass”. old testemant god is a badass. when a bitch disrespected him he turned her into a pillar of salt, and when little kids insulted his profit he had she bears rip them apart, and he earthquaked up entire families whose patriarchs disobeyed (korah and dathan), and of course tiger genocided the whole earth with a flood. then comes jesus who turned the other cheek, had no money to his name, homeless, hung out with 12 other homeless dudes, killed himself to appease daddy, and talked about the meek and turning the cheek. christianity is feminine and judaism is masculine. you picked christianity. good job
anyway you want to meet in real life? do you feel e bullied? unlike you i have met many people on this forum. you’re right, i a girly man am terrified to meet you in real life, such a real man, i would be so scurred. but i’ll do it anyway. don’t bitch out now