Jersey Shore Returns
…we now have indisputable truth that God is an asshole and society’s so deep in the shitter we’d need to reach up to touch bottom.
yo good shit vinny vinny just got that salty runback and he KILLED IT
these past few episodes have not been a good look for him
I’m still sad that there is no more of my Staten Island Sweetheart Angelina. Ange = PRIME time. I’d still pay just to see her wearing a little schoolgirl uniform…then she gets bent over my knee for spanking time…yeah…yeahhhh. Yeah you’ve been a naughty one, Ange…yeahhhh…
Well, there’s still Sammi and Jenni.
Situation gettin salty because Vinny’s girl didn’t fall for them antics. Then this man gets mad and trying to talk about “time to fuckin go”.
nigga leave if you not having a fun time. no one’s coming lol.
damn, Mike looks like a psycho in this episode. All emo because Vinny’s girl stayed loyal, then slaps Snookie because she’s not interested.
i’m looking forward to south park making fun of this show next week.
Mike finally got his salty ending credits. lol
EDIT: also, college humor made a funny little RPG skit. It lacks J-woww’s Guile backfist though.
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situation is probably that jersey shore cast member who was on cocaine
I liked Mike this season up until this episode, now he’s just coming off as a massive sore loser. Honestly, when one girl turns you down, move on to the next, there’s a ton of girls to choose from in most worthwhile clubs.
that’s what I didn’t understand. Dude has hooked up with a lot of girls for one night stands or the usual DTF. But he gets mad cause he can’t get Vinny’s girl? Dude is clearly hung up on all the girls he hooks up with. I guess he couldn’t go back on his “I saw the most beautiful girl i’ve seen down in Miami” comment.
Yeah I guess when he sees somebody he actually legit WANTS he just can’t let 'em go, whereas the girls he usually brings home he’s just like “Yeah, she’s aight may as well smash.”.
I agree. I thought Mike was cool, but he’s been exposed as a Beta male.
Women aren’t even as vindictive as him.
Plus I don’t even understand how he can’t pick up girls. He’s clearly playing the fame card when he goes to the club. You can see him showing off his abs to the camera while grinding on females. He’s just so full of himself. Like damn you couldn’t steal Vinny’s girl from him. Stop sulking and move the fuck on.
Awwww yeah! Champagne yeah!
didnt know ronnie was half hispanic.
I LOL’d literally. Where can I get the music???
I have no idea cause I want it myself. Especially the club theme.
whatever happened to them supposed Snooki nude pics? I remember her saying they didn’t exist, then at the start of 2010 some were being tossed around, with the hopes of selling the rest.
I saw that college humor thing, didn’t really understand half of it since I haven’t seen the show. WTF is beat up the beat?