Jersey Shore Returns

probably cause it’s JWow? I love J-wow as a chick to chill with.

Angelina with Playboy? Might have somethin there.

Since when are natural tits what one looks for in a porn star?

She’s a fool if she turns that down. It’s apparently $400,000 or so. Actually, I’d consider any woman that isn’t already rich to be a fool for turning down that kind of money just for being naked in a magazine. Plus, she has to think about the timing of her fame here…this is truly a “15 minutes of fame” scenario with these folks. When are you seriously going to be this famous again in life? This isn’t long-lasting fame we’re talking about here…strike while the iron is hot.

…and hell yeah I would buy that issue. Much Special Sauce? would be spilled shortly thereafter…especially if they can get my baby Angelina in there too. Actually, it is odd that the offer is apparently just for Jenni. Why not go for the combo deal, Hef? Make an offer to Jen, Sammie and the delicious, lovely Angelina. Please Hef…make it happen…

LMFAO jose couldn’t even get birthday+sympathy sex. This is just sad. That nigga is done.

told you that dude is the female sammie.

Situation continues to get even more hilarious with Angelina. Dirty little hamster…really? lol

I hope Angelina gets the shit slapped outta her next week.

Agreed. Although I would still hit it and be on my way.

Real talk haha, but damn tell me why today’s episode was tight.

Don’t like Angelina (who does lol) but she’s right, The Situation DOES look like Popeye. The Situation is what he is and that’s all that he is. AGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAG. :rofl:

Lol at fob as lady trying to say situation. Jose is a sucker dude still hasn’t gotten and play…dude not even head for your birthday . " come on son"

Angelina is a dog and her pussy probably puuuuuzzzzes (as in CHE PUZZA!)

So who wins between Snoockers and Dirty Hamster?

Random question:

Anyone know the brand of watch that Pauly D was wearing? It was a big white watch. Looks kinda like a G-shock but I don’t think it is. I think Situation was wearing one at some point too.

Snook got it. The only way the up coming episode could be better is if Sammie and Jwow got into it again.

And the smash room became the scream room :lol:

damn between that one blonde chick and the samantha broad the situation has been killin it in miami.

I think someone said it best. Its ironic that the Atomic Bomb Snookie is calling people grenades. Maybe grenades approach her, because they are all in the same league.

I like Jose. But if he didn’t even get it in for his b-day, dude needed to get up and roll. Dude’s a sucker for staying around all night thinking he’d get some after some point.

Snookie will stay a grenade as long as she’s under J-Wow’s tits. Especially when she’s trying to swoon every damn dude that bothers to look at her.

Atomic bomb? :rofl:

That’s like some thing Situation would have said. :rofl:

I got it Snooki = Atomic bomb, that new chick = Hydrogen bomb.

Jersey Shore season 3 = get blown up!

I like the situation man. No homo.

He is quite hilarious man. Love the dirty hamster comment.
Plus he be pimping with the chicks.

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