Jersey Shore Returns

if you think a trifling woman like jwow is tight…

you are part of the problem…

makeup+fake tits+mediocre ass on a pig might appeal to your inner carnal desires, but its still a pig

sammi is completely mediocre and nothing more. that bitch is not nice…

and snooki is nothing more than a tanned glorified troll

angelina, although dumb, is the only girl boner worthy

I like me some fake tits

yeah english cats are definitely not particularly smart or anything. in general though, an accent just accentuates what you already like or dislike about a person. an accent on a cute chick makes her that much cuter/hotter, accent on an annoying bitch makes her a super bitch, and accent on a douchebag makes him an uber-douche, etc…

the jersey shore in britain would be great just so i could hear pauly bugging out on people’s slang and accents, remember when he was fucking with the israeli chick? too funny.

Jwoww’s the chick you don’t fuck. But is cool to chill/be on the good side with. Nothing more (at least to me). Though near the end of the 1st season and now, she’s my favorite out the females since she’s the only one that’s actually backing up anything that comes out her mouth. Plus that bitch learned the secret of Guile backfist.

Snookie…I enjoy watching her stupidity. Cleary she looks better without all that makeup and crap these chicks constantly fill themselves with.

Angelina is the only good lookin one in the house. But bitch really is stupid.

Sam…this girl surpasses Angelina in dumb. She also doesn’t do anything on the show but bitch/whine/complain and sleep. She’s not even worth trying to rate out of the girls cause she doesn’t do anything. Vinny’s is even having a better turnout this time than this chick.

LMFAO… this is true.
I have a south london accent but I dont sound cockney or posh.
I dont sound like anyone in a Guy Richie film or Eastenders… (I hope I dont).

LOL… what would you consider a retarded english accent? post a video clip if you like.

think about how americans sound when they make fun of british people and that’s prob what rock is thinking of.

When my boy went to England he said he was surprised to see how they spoke English.

A lot of the urban kids spoke in man dem slang like dis he said, and he had hard time understanding some of them lmao

:rofl:

Oh man it’s only Tuesday… SRK bringing the pain this week. :rofl:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF fuck youuu lmao

I met a Jamaican who just came over fresh of the boat/plane he said he was shocked to see so many people using jamaican slang when they speak.
Even Ryan Hart sounds like that but not when he’s around Americans. Very few people in England speak standard English.

It’s a situation

an american doing a english accent will obviously sound retardish because its a parody.

I’d love to see the jersey shore cast on the weakest link.

Jersey Shore is getting too Real Worldy for Me…

Real World Blows so hard after seeing Jersey Shore.

It really does especially this season’s lame ass cast but Jersey Shore is headed in that direction…

Please elaborate. I don’t see how you put the two together… :rolleyes:

What the boring fight then make up over stupid drama that was the entire season of Jersey Shore? The only difference between RW and Jersey Shore is there is no typical gay guy and Jersey Shore is actually entertaining Sometimes…i.e. Sammi and Jwoww…

Fights and stupid drama is apart of all reality t.v

Once again I don’t see how that is real worldy? Like you say the only thing that makes real world distinct from any other reality tv is that one gay guy.

Every other reality tv show on the planet is filled with fights and stupid drama.

You want to know what the difference between the two?

On the Jersey Shore after a fight they continue on with everyday life.
On the Real World after a fight someone get sent home and they replace that member.

P.S No one watches the Real World anyways. Jersey Shore is destroying them in the ratings.

http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/09/08/cable-top-25-camp-rock-2-the-closer-jersey-shore-rizzoli-isles-top-week’s-cable-viewing/62478

Your over thinking what I’m saying. Drama and arguments are part of reality TV, Yeah but at least last season it was entertaining on Jersey Shore. This season is mainly Sammi and Ron going back and forth and it’s boring. People writing notes and lying about it?..Boring drama = Real World…