Jersey Shore Returns

I’m watching the repeat now…woooo Whitney Port on some acne commercial…Zeno…so hittable…

…as I was saying, it’s on. Sammi is looking better on this episode than earlier in the season. Angelina has such a great smile, great legs, great everything. This shit is really hitting the fan in terms of “That Note”.

Situation stirring shit up further is funny: "hey, they’re talkin’ shit about you out there." He just drops that off casually while walking by Sam. Nice.

woooooooo Jenni’s ASS. hell YES.

lol these girls are such idiots. it’s funny how the whole angelina has been like “i want no part of this note!”…and then as soon as shit hits the fan snooki hits her with the “you’re a part of this note!”

the aftershow just drove home even further how fugly snooki is.

the situation’s dealings with the tranny were slightly offset by the pimptastic way he handled that broad that came over, leaving her in the room while he scarfed down a plate right quick was fucking awesome as well as entering the room and saying “you ready for this, girl?” good stuff.

oh come ON…they have to end the episode as this potentially glorious catfight is just getting started?! Bastards…

Jenni has an intimidation factor going on there. I’d put money on her winning a straight up fight with any other girl in the house. She looks like she was probably the classic female bully from grade school that picked on everyone simply because she was taller/stronger and could get away with it. Sammi, what are you doing with this…Jen would destroy your little ass.

…and oddly enough, I find that to be kinda hot. This is unusual for me since I prefer the girly-girl types over the “tough girl” types.

Looks like Jwow was going to win the fight, then Ron push her back and in the meantime Sam got up got herself together and throw the finishing blow.

Sucks for Jwow.

(Heard that Sammi landed the biggest haymaker in the fight, from the B.S Report.)

simmons is basing that off of the preview which shows sammi landing that running haymaker. i want to see the full part where jwoww has sammi by the hair and kinda tosses her. i think jwoww would def be a problem if they let her in the challenges.

No it wasn’t. He thought Jwoww won, but the guest that was on his podcast said that it was actually Sammi that won. I am pretty sure of this. Then he said he didn’t believe it and would still bet on Jwoww. I can re listen to the podcast for confirmation…

they’re both basing it off the previews, bill and jacoby don’t have any inside information. in the clips they show jwoww kinda dragging sammi and then sammi gets up and leaps into a fierce punch and jwoww goes stumbling back landing as bill/jacoby said the “decisve blow” assuming that’s the end of the fight. from what we’ve seen so far though, jwoww mushed sammi and got her on the ground and then ate a pretty flush punch like it was nothing.

round 1: jwoww, due to octagon control.

I’m so glad Vinny called out Angelina. That girl is such a little rat. All she does is try to start shit, she’s so two-faced it’s ridiculous.

Sammi is super annoying. One day someone is gonna put up a montage on youtube of her going “I’m done!” She says that shit every episode. Then 15 minutes later she’s in bed with Ronnie. Idiot!

Situation is too funny. I was cracking up when he was making some food while that girl was just waiting for him in bed lol.

What the hell was up with Ronnie pushing Vinny in the preview of the next episode? And him yelling “you started this.” No he didn’t. Angelina’s big mouth, not minding her own fucking business started it.

God I love this show.

^ I was LOLing at the bit when situation was talking to the camera about the tranny that was checking him out… hilarious.

Idk from the previews it looks like Sam misses Jwowws face. Right now based on the previews Sams are too short and Jwoww is looking like God.

HAHA yeah, his hair was all messed up and he looked like he’d been hit by a truck.

That really sucks though. Those tranny’s can be deceiving. I was watching this other show on GSN, Baggage, and this asian girl turned out to be a tranny but damn I never would’ve guessed it.

Some days Snookie looks fine. Then others its like she’s a different person.

LMAO @ Ronnie’s reaction when Jwoww was like “You look like a fool while your man’s putting his dick in other people’s pussy”

Ronnie was on the couch like “… Da fuck?”

if by “fine” you mean “a fucking hot mess” then yeah totally.

Whoa. Is that Sammi on the far right? She looks like she hit the wall. :wasted: If snookie always looked like that I would actually hold her hand in public. I mean…I would fuck her on one of her bad days, but at least in that photo at least I wouldn’t have to lie about it.

Oh, and there’s something I reeeeeeeeeeally like about Jwow. I would actually date a girl like her and put up with most of her shit. I would love you pop psychologists to do a quick analysis on why that is.

Your mom was a real ball buster wasn’t she?

Some people get attracted to the tough bitch in J-Wow I suppose,

I might fall under that category and I usually stay clear from the tough bitches IRL.

there’s no doubt in my mind that jwoww is a beast in bed, i like my chicks to be homebodies though.

I love Jwoww. She’s like one of those feisty Anime chicks that always want to fight, but deep down you know she’s a softie at heart

hahaha its funny how they really downplayed the whole situation making out with a tranny thing. I thought wed get to see the dudes tear him a new one for it.

Mike and the girl were the funniest part!!! How u gonna leave a girl in bed, go make yourself some food, sit and eat, go out for a smoke, and then walk back in like “yall ready for this” on some jock jams shit LOL fucking classic! and then he calls her
ass a cab as soon as they’re done.

I wanna see a spin-off where its just the guys. You know if they had the house to themselves theyd have way more chicks over and I think watching them treat chicks like shit is the best part of the show.

This was an eventful episode to say the least.