Charity lame, sterile breast squeeze from the front? No
Charity squeeze, lick, suck then grope from behind as I grind on da ass until I leak a lil’ bit? Yep.
im not too shocked at this there was a fundraiser in japan where 1000 guys fucked ONE chick to raise money for breast Cancer
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I’m starting my own charity penis-squeezing event, featuring myself.
Start lining up, people.
I’m fine with a titty squeeze. I’d totally do it for charity. It’d be hilarious.
On the outside, I’m like YEAH.
But on the inside, knowing how Japan treats their women sexually to the point they need shit like this, I’m like… no hope for the male Japanese race.
… and then I’m like, “Boobs need a squeeze? Fuck it. Brain - where’s my titty squeeze flowchart.”
But then all the “women” would have penises.
Good for them, I applaud the Japanese for being able to have something like this that almost certainly wont end in assault and tears (well, presumably the tears will come much later from deep emotional problems).
Also, I feel like this is like…some magical transformations and a pop idol or two away from a great anime.
Since this is for charity im in, can i use two hands?
under the shirt?!
this is the breast idea ever!
I bet you the masturbation marathon didn’t last long.
This event charges by the digit. Premium package members get to use both hands and feet, and they also get to take home an Army guy with a parachute.*
*It’s a tiny plastic figurine. Don’t get too excited, guys.
I like how they blurred out a dudes face but not 3/4 of a woman’s breasts.
I love you for having a Wu-Tang inspired saying thingy under your av.
So Japanese women reproduce asexually now?
This made my nipples hard.
This did not.
With him you’d have to alternate.
Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.
I think we should be more creative with the monetary uses of sex to solve more of the world’s problems instead of just using it to sell crappy video games and movies.
And porn with terrible plots
Make it interesting, inject some porn into the next big budget film, make it rated PG and just see what goes from there.
you heard it here first
donate a can of beans to starving children in africa, get to squeeze on titties!
World hunger: solved.
Next on the agenda: world peace, racism, and SRK trolls.
Yes, because with both hands, you would be inexorably sucked into the gravity well. With one hand, you have a fighting chance of escaping before you’re within the event horizon.