Inb4 Hitomi Tanaka is average cup size in japan.
This is going to take all the magic out of AF’s amazing funbags.
I’m disappointed by the lack of pics in this thread
I wonder if you can measure yourself up against a famous movie star? Like take it as far as having a bake off with your junk and say your stuff is bigger like BAM see i always told you that my shit was bigger then Leo or Johnny! Cue incoming Cooking channel show Celebrity Bake off Adult Edition.
I’d rather have my Japanese waifus do deep squats and drink my sperm which has testosterone, protein, minerals, and other anti-depressant chemicals which will make her less emotionally volatile. Plus squats will give her fuller thighs, a nice booty to pound on, will ossify her bones to combat osteoporosis, will thicken her tendons and ligaments. Doing so will also reduce negative symptoms during her period.
Squats
Obviously that shit doesn’t work.
Pearl harbor, censored porn and idol singers would be way cooler cookies.
WW2 dunkaroos would be awesome. Recreate the divine wind as you sink little ships in milk.
Little blocky penises and vaginas you dunk in creamy frosting.
The only thing useful coming from Japan… other than the whole community that evolved around the fighting games that were from Japan and why we’re all here
Shut up, weeaboo.
Why you always gotta take the fun out of everything? Here I was thinking about how well cookies go with milk, and then cookie dough boobies! and making a zoo with animal crackers and moving them around on some big ole’ boobs, but noooo… you had to go bringin’ reality in here and deflating my spirits.
Thanks a lot, dream killer! :mad:
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Pueraria Mirifica is well know for it’s bust growing power. There are even websites dedicated to men trying to grow breasts like this one below. Warning not safe for heterosexuality.
http://www.breastnexus.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=18
The real problem though is that more estrogen increases the chances of breast cancer so it’s doubtful these cookies will make it out here.
The secret to amazing breasts is magic! Just ask the Dragon’s Crown Sorceress!
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But the ritual demands a sacrifice, and you must be very picky about your victim. Virgin blood will you give that nice perkiness.
People act like cancer is going to stop them from trying to get larger breast…not in this reality. The box could have a HUGE warning sign that says THIS WILL GIVE YOU CANCER, and people will still do it…don’t believe me?
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As soon as weed is legalized I’m starting my own strain of boob-enhancing weed.
I’ma be rich.
Having products that give a shallow short-term gain with cancer as a side effect would be a great population control.
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Um, you mean Tanning Booths?
http://healthyliving.msn.com/health-wellness/whoa-tanning-beds-cause-more-cancer-than-cigarettes
Lol white people.
You kiddin? It’s gonna be like unlimited DLC to him. No more,“Well, Japanese chicks don’t have boobs, sooooooooooooooooo…” argument.
-Starhammer-
In Taiwan, they say papaya gives young girls big breasts which is interesting because unripe papaya when consumed in large quantities works as contraception.
Papayas taste awful. Bleh.
Booty Cookies are needed more so