Janet Jackson slaps niece Paris as (Michael Jackson) family feud descends to violence

yeah you are right. I hope you do the same and give your life savings to randoms when you perish

How can she slap?!

the jackson kids are just glad their accountant isn’t named RECESSIONTIME.

DING DONG
Paris: "Who it is? Is it a friend of mine?"
Janet: "It’s your aunt and uncles. We’re coming in RIGHT NOW."
Paris: "What’s your problem? You wanna be startin something?"
Jermaine: "We’ve come to take the kids."
Randy: "Yea. We’ve been working day and night with Michael and he left us nothing."
Jeamaine: "He has my old guitar. Where is it?"
Randy: "I think he keeps it in the closet."
Paris: "That’s real smooth, criminal. I’m calling the cops."
Janet: "You spoiled little bitch, give me that phone!"
Paris: "Stop it Aunt Janet. Leave me alone!"
Janet: SLAP
Trent: "Hey, you guys are starting to get dangerous."
Randy: "You all are bad!"
Trent: "Who’s bad?"
Jermaine: "That’s it, we’re gonna jam your teeth down your throat!"
Trent: "It ain’t too much for me. Bring it on vegetable!"
Paris: "This is our house, not the Jacksons. GTFO!!"
Janet: "You’re just another part of me, little girl."
Trent: "The cops are on their way. You guys had better beat it."
Janet: "This isn’t over. We won’t stop till we get enough estate from your father!!
Leaves
Trent: "Paris are you ok?"
Paris: "Yea, I’m fine. Why, why did they attack us like that?"
Trent: “I guess it’s human nature.”

What about poor SHAMON-AH!

Oh wait, he died :frowning:

Trent: Someone always trying to start my baby cryin’.
Paris: Everybody gone bad. This situation, the aggravation…
Trent: It’s like I said, girl: They don’t really care about us.

Man Michael is going to be pissed when he comes out of that coma.

:rofl: SRK never dissapoints. Combo trolling? RTSD in effect ALL day.

-Starhammer-

Elvis and Tupac be in there with him. Beatin’ em’ all down.

You’ll all see.

Michael Jackson was in Harlem when the executors say he was signing the current will…and there’s video…dun dun dun dramatic reverb

/Angry Beavers.

I guess even being super rich aint enough. Always loved the fact that money could totally destroy families…

You really think anyone in the Jackson family besides Michael was getting money? Even Janet’s latest claim to fame is dating a billionaire prince I can’t bother to google the name of.

Of course they’re fighting. Over close to 500 milli minus whatever debts MJ has left over? You KNOW fights are happening.

I’m just surprised to learn the whole family was a little weird. People were thinking MJ was the oddball, and he was the oddest. But he was in damn good company. Damn. Jermaine and Randy knocked up the same broad? Latoya Jackson had a psychic hotline?

I’m sure everyone of them is 100 000x richer than me …

Maybe they all are richer than the average citizen. But I bet it’s not enough to not go crazy at the thought of “their cut” of a 500 million dollar fortune going away.

Yea paris told dat bitch to Beat it!!!

I was flipping through the channels like a few nights ago and they were talking about this.

Apparently Janet has a net worth of like 120ish million, while the other sister had like a net worth of like $200,000. Tito and Jermaine were barley over/under 1million.

Crazy to think Janet would be that money hungry when she already head and shoulders above the rest of her family.

U sure those white kids are his children?

…in a related story, oxygen is still necessary for human survival.

her career has been over for years…


god rest his poor soul

Spoiler

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hey brah, this is why i listen to indie rock. less bullshit. once you realize the radio is a lie, well you just never wanna listen to anything mainstream. /hipster