It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

General Discussion
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Charlie: Look, the girl, she wears a Lance Armstrong bracelet, OK? So I tell you I have cancer, right? Then you’re gonna tell her, she’s going to feel sorry for me, we’re going to start dating, and that’s the way the lie works!
Dennis: That’s a horrible thing to do!
Charlie: Well, I’m a bad guy then!
Dennis: You are a bad guy! You lied to us!
Charlie: All right look at this, sometimes you’ve got to crack a few eggs to make an omelet.
Dennis: You’ve got to crack a couple eggs to make an omelet?
Charlie: Yeah, you gotta crack an egg.
Dennis: So you’re throwing down life lessons now?
Charlie: I’m throwing down eggs!
Dennis: Class is in session, the teacher’s teaching class now!
Charlie: I’m cracking eggs of wisdom!

Dennis: [after witnessing Mac kiss his Mom at her front door] Oh my God! Ohhh...
Charlie: Yeah... that's a terrible thing... a terrible thing for you to see that.
Dennis: I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him!
Charlie: Wait wait wait! What are you gonna do? Punch him in the face? Throw him? Maybe work the body a little?
Dennis: I was gonna...
Charlie: No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom. 

Dee: What are you excpecting to find?
Frank: Lot of shady shit.
Dee: Like what?
Frank: Like maybe Bruce is banging dudes!
Dee: Why would that be shady?
Frank: Maybe the dudes are babies!
Dee: What?! Bruce is not banging any baby dudes!!

I love this show :rofl:

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bump this mother fucking shit cause the new season premieres tonight at 10 on fx. get hype and watch dat shit! :clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos:

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yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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I’m hard.

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YOU EAT MY BOOGERS.

Hahahhaa. Oh this show.

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“Once you hit 5, the savings really start to kick in.” :clapdos:

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all i gotta say is…lulz

its back and better than ever ladies and gentlemen

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omg i missed the premier, i hope they have it streamed somewhere.

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“HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOUR WIFE UPSTAIRS AND SHOW HER HOW DEEP THIS HOUSE REALLY IS!”…well, something like that, lol.

I cried…I love this show.

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for some reason the part that had me dying the most was when they returned to the house to sell it and the door was duct taped together. man that was good shit. :clapdos: :clapdos: :clapdos:

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…Fillibuster…

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“Do you… do you even know what the word means?”

I hope this episode is just a sign of things to come with this season. Shit was hilarious. :rofl:

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Acesmith5!

When Charlie Hulk smashed through the broken door I was bowling over with laughter.:rofl: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

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Business as usual.

If I just watched any random episode of this show, I could not tell which season it was from. Every show has like the exact same formula, there’s absolutely zero character growth or progression, no storyarcs to advance…and yet each every single episode is so damn funny.

There is literally nothing else but the humour to bring you back week after week. And it’s working!

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wow… buddy jesus avatar is no more =(

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Mac’s Vic Vinegar look, when he was just standing there, shit had me crying. Season is gonna be ace just like I knew it would be.

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“How do you know they are lawers?”
“Because it is an old book.”

“I demand satisfaction!”
“You want him to bang you?”

And Frank throwing that battering ram through the gate at the rich peeps’ house was fucking hilarious. ABORT! ABORT! crash

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This episode was even making fun of every episode having the same formula.

We usually pick one or the other, not combine them. HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE!!

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Someone make me a Vic Vinegar av. Somebody else can be Hugh Honey.

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“Well, I’m the power bottom. Technically, I generate most of the pow…er.”

“Only because I’m giving out so much power from the top you need to generate power to accept it.”