It Broke....is my life over?

Joshkaz · 2012-04-12T00:58:13.000Z

If she knows your first and last name get the pill.
If she knows your first name and not your last name, move.

King9999 · 2012-04-12T01:22:50.000Z

I’ll see you on Maury. And when the results come back negative, I fully expect you to dance.

TheBladeItself · 2012-04-12T02:34:40.000Z

From the title, I was certain that OP was the one with the ruptured hymen…

Hatred_Edge · 2012-04-12T02:43:05.000Z

Without those people, shows like world’s dumbest would have no entertainment value at all.

People like this serve two purposes:
1)Never ending entertainment
and
2)Making the mistakes so I never do.

Manx · 2012-04-12T04:27:33.000Z

I thought that pill supposedly fucks up the girls hormones or some shit? So like you’d make a random hoe take it, but not like your girl.

Idk.

The M.A. pill is no different than a regular birth control pill, except it is an extremely higher dosage. In fact, it’s no different than a normal period, only it’s a synthetic form of the hormone that causes a period. It can only cause problems if it’s taken too frequently. You should only use it about twice a year maximum. It is for emergency purposes only.

G.O.T · 2012-04-12T05:17:53.000Z

Sorry to hear about your current predicament TC. But as a lot of people in this thread have mentioned, Plan B pills are your best bet right now. Make sure she takes at least a couple of them, hell it won’t hurt if you take a few either. Good luck!

Well we are good right now gave her the pill like 7 hours ago. So hopefully nothing happens. I was moving around like that shadow dude from Ninja Scroll, son. Next time im buying quality rubs. You can close the thread now. I was just scared shitless bout to have a heart attack, and Im talking pulling my hair drinking rockstar drinks.