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Thread needed music…

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Your life is not over, but it will be very difficult.
I remember the first time I broke my penis, was playing in my dads woodshop, and there was this birdhouse, I didn’t realize there was still some drying glue inside it…my curiosity turned to arousal and arousal turned to panic. I just started going wild on it…then before I know it, I just hear this snap and a whole lot of tearing.
You can expect difficulty urinating and exorbitant medical bills unless you or a family member is handy with a glue gun.

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Seriously? This is not one of them times to procrastinate fool. It doesn’t matter where the hell she is and how late it is in your part of the world. You need to get this pill anyway you can, track this bitch down and shove that pill down her throat… Like NOW.

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It took me several posts to realize he meant the condom broke. The way it was written, I thought his dick broke. Especially with the first reply talking about pills, thought he meant Viagra.

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You’re right.

Your brain is broke (and your wallet will be too) and **your life is **most definitely over.
Unless you take out that life ruiner first… :wink:

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Uhm, I don’t want more kids like OP in this world that have sex without knowing what the fuck is up, so I’d educate him too. -_-

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what ever happened to moving away?

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Buy the pill.

However, before she takes it go at it again knowing you can satisfy without consequence.

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Get the pill, and relax.

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I’m not worried about it, I’ll be alright.

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I’ve told all of you in the past to refrain from using condoms.

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Ask for abortion by Jiz

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Condom’s are the worse, even my asian wife agrees with me here…Like Vagrantlest said, raw dog it again before taking the pill…Think of it as a 2-1 special!

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What if the girl decides that she wants to have a baby and not take the pill?

Then you def done fucked up.

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Why settle for pushing a girl down the stairs when you can ride her down a flight like a snowboard? To really get yourself in the mood, I suggest playing the theme from 1080•.

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On the off chance that you find out the chick is pregnant some months from now make sure you get a paternity test even if she takes the pill. Don’t want the chick showing up 15 years later demanding back child support.

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Call your local pharmacies and see which ones stock the plan-b pill. Buy it, bring it to the girl and WATCH her take it. This will relieve lots of stress. Bitches are crazy and they might try to keep it. I act nice bring em dinner and say hey take this and stay a few hours acting like we are watching a movie or something. Make sure she dosent throw it up or something, stay on your game. Plan-B is the best investment a man can make.

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What? are you five or something? Technical terms scare you? or was it the dick part?

Read the post right below yours.

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Are girls in the US not on the birth control pill? What kind of shitty country do you live in :eek:

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People are fucking stupid. The “need to get laid” surpasses all reason and logic. You’d be surprised how pathetic people get over some dick/pussy. It can ruin lives but the pleasure ranks above all.