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PAIN?!

WTF

I need to get you some cali pussy. I thought only the desert was that dry!

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Condoms break all the time, I fuck like a tortoise with a slow metabolism and that shit be breaking left and right.

Dev’s idea is genius.

I still say kill the bitch to be safe.

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wat about later on today because shes gone. I was too busy punching my fucking nose. im not going to sleep fuck that.

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^ pretty sure you have like 2 days. you wanna go to the pharmacy as soon as they are open and ask them about the over the counter abortion pill(lol…)

not every girl is always ready. thats why you are supposed to play it safe and use lube.

I had breakage too(with two different girls). but it was long time ago. I was paranoid enough to get checked too…:eek:

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72 hours…a friend told me once…

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If your shit in bed yeah, thats what foreplay if for. If a girl is dry as fuck when your hard your doing it wrong.

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I’m sure there are some bitches for whom the well has just run dry.

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Yeah, and you shouldn’t be fucking em anyway.

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I wonder if it gets ashy at any point after they get that dry…

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I look for one thing as an early warning sign.

If a pussy looks like a roast beef sandwich its worn out, compare it to the tread on a tire, if you can see abes head on the penny then you need to change the tire. Same thing here. If it looks like sandwich meat then find a new one.

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thanks. we’ll see what happens.

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Plan B!

Info here:

The faster the better. Make she sure knows this, so she will take it ASAP. Work, school, art projects & shit can wait. Take the pills, girl. PillS because there are some brands that require you to take two pills. Make sure she does. Costs about $50. Prevents fertilization. Does not kill a fetus/embryo/small person. Will not interfere with a pregnancy. If the sperm’s already been implanted, then she just took a $50 sugar pill and will be rushing to a hospital in 9 months.

She will have her period very shortly after she takes the pill. She might have two of them.

Sperm can live in the womb for up to a week, but fertilization most frequently happens within the 48-hours after having sex. That’s why you don’t have unprotected sex with a girl during her period either.

My wife and I had the same thing happen twice. The first time it felt so good in contrast to the condom that I knew it broke and said 'fuck it!" I’m’s a cummin! I knew I had already pre-cummed, and I was gonna get the pill anyway so why not?. Took the pill and she didn’t get pregnant.

Get it fast, man. Any pharmacy and ask for “Plan B Emergency Contraceptive.” The generic’s like $10 cheaper, it’s no different except she has to remember to take two pills instead of one. You’ll need to be 18 years old and have a picture I.D. G’luck. :tup:

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Pre-cum isn’t dangerous if you didn’t cum before, as it contains no sperm. however if you did ejaculate previously, left over serm in your urethra will be pushed out yo dick and POSSIBLY impregnate her.

Get the pill.

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Yes, don’t rely on wives-tale shit like this. Cum is cum. Get that pill. :tup:

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so by this evening i get it to her i should be ok?

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Perhaps, but the quicker the better.

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do it as soon as the damn pharmacy opens. this is no joke.

know how mad my girl was. she flipped out and yelled so loud. like I did it on purpose or something. thats why I always lube up now. I am scared for life.

later on she calmed the fuck down and said she was sorry for overreacting.

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His cock said welcome to the warp zone.

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LOL I’ll bet dude has some of dem young guy Super Sayan sperm kamahamaha’ing through the egg walls right as we speak. :rofl:

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those things are probably roll canceling through dem egg walls right now :eek: