It Broke....is my life over?

Vulpes · 2012-04-11T21:59:28.000Z

I thought that pill supposedly fucks up the girls hormones or some shit? So like you’d make a random hoe take it, but not like your girl.

Idk.

LOL THE FUCK

rcaido · 2012-04-11T22:14:52.000Z

Yeah my asian wife did not care for the pill at all…Cause her to have a little acme & change her period irregularly…That’s why the pull out method is still the best method IMO…

Kanta-Kun · 2012-04-11T22:31:15.000Z

Yeah my asian wife did not care for the pill at all…Cause her to have a little acme & change her period irregularly…That’s why the pull out method is still the best method IMO…

Using two methods is the most trustworthy. Makes the factor of human-error less proeminent.

rcaido · 2012-04-11T22:33:52.000Z

Using two methods is the most trustworthy. Makes the factor of human-error less proeminent.

Pull out is natural, the other stuff like condoms & pills aren’t…

Cyntalan · 2012-04-11T22:47:31.000Z

Yeah my asian wife did not care for the pill at all…Cause her to have a little acme & change her period irregularly…That’s why the pull out method is still the best method IMO…

How many kids do you have again?

Starhammer · 2012-04-11T22:50:12.000Z

People are fucking stupid. The “need to get laid” surpasses all reason and logic. You’d be surprised how pathetic people get over some dick/pussy. It can ruin lives but the pleasure ranks above all.

Without those people, shows like world’s dumbest would have no entertainment value at all.

Go home and be a family man, then in 18years time find out you aren’t the father

Actually, that doesn’t sound half bad. Then he could go mad, discover psycho-power, form an army, and become the one, true Bison. Life could be worse.

-Starhammer-

DeviltheEmperor · 2012-04-11T22:51:47.000Z

Chill out, buy plan b, and if that doesn’t work get involved with some organized crime syndicate then turn mole for the FBI. Then you get a new life FREE.

neven · 2012-04-11T23:07:08.000Z

those things are probably roll canceling through dem egg walls right now :eek:

LOL

Huggy_Bear · 2012-04-11T23:07:42.000Z

WHO YA’ GONNA CALL?

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Lunaid · 2012-04-11T23:11:29.000Z

What? are you five or something? Technical terms scare you? or was it the dick part?

Read the post right below yours.

Nah man I just don’t get what the point of bringing up the fact that the pre cum can’t actually knock her up itself is. It through other means, so pre cumming inside a chick can knock her up. So fuck.

Dude has to assume she’s pregnant. Or he risks a god damn baby. Who gives a fuck about technicalities.

Kanta-Kun · 2012-04-11T23:27:13.000Z

Nah man I just don’t get what the point of bringing up the fact that the pre cum can’t actually knock her up itself is. It through other means, so pre cumming inside a chick can knock her up. So fuck.

Dude has to assume she’s pregnant. Or he risks a god damn baby. Who gives a fuck about technicalities.

It wasn’t I who nrought it up. Just clearing up misconceptions.
Also, I never said they didnt need plan B. quite the contrary.

rcaido · 2012-04-11T23:29:47.000Z

How many kids do you have again?

I have 3 kids…

The 1st one was not planned but i did not pull out, we were like if we get pregnant we get pregnant…6 years later w/ unprotected sex, just pullout method we decided to have another one. That was our 2nd child & then we just had our last child few months ago…Pull out method works…Has never failed me in our 12year sexual escapade…We have sex about 3 to 4 x a week now for the past 3 years…Before that maybe 8 to 10 week…That’s a lot fucking…

Starhammer · 2012-04-11T23:32:48.000Z

WHO YA’ GONNA CALL?

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That’s it. Close thread. No more answers needed.

-Starhammer-

FaceMeAndBeBroken · 2012-04-12T00:47:40.000Z

Hope she also fucked someone of another ethnicity, and bores a kid that looks like said ethnicity in 9 mos. Worked for me.

Nick_T · 2012-04-12T00:55:48.000Z

That’s why you don’t keep that shit in your wallet nicca!

Joshkaz · 2012-04-12T00:58:13.000Z

If she knows your first and last name get the pill.
If she knows your first name and not your last name, move.

King9999 · 2012-04-12T01:22:50.000Z

I’ll see you on Maury. And when the results come back negative, I fully expect you to dance.

TheBladeItself · 2012-04-12T02:34:40.000Z

From the title, I was certain that OP was the one with the ruptured hymen…

Hatred_Edge · 2012-04-12T02:43:05.000Z

Without those people, shows like world’s dumbest would have no entertainment value at all.

People like this serve two purposes:
1)Never ending entertainment
and
2)Making the mistakes so I never do.

Manx · 2012-04-12T04:27:33.000Z

I thought that pill supposedly fucks up the girls hormones or some shit? So like you’d make a random hoe take it, but not like your girl.

Idk.

The M.A. pill is no different than a regular birth control pill, except it is an extremely higher dosage. In fact, it’s no different than a normal period, only it’s a synthetic form of the hormone that causes a period. It can only cause problems if it’s taken too frequently. You should only use it about twice a year maximum. It is for emergency purposes only.