It Broke....is my life over?

Firebranded · 2012-04-11T21:44:54.000Z

Time travel to before you fucked up.

Kanta-Kun · 2012-04-11T21:45:17.000Z

Sandwich, I’ve been using the same method as you, for 2 years with my girl. She also takes The pill. not emergency contraception, that every day thing (dont know how it’s called in englosh, sry)

And yeah, pre-cum gets bad rep.

I thought that pill supposedly fucks up the girls hormones or some shit? So like you’d make a random hoe take it, but not like your girl.

Idk.

The pill (as in the whole month thing) is a hormonal charge (i believe it boosts estrogen production). So yeah, THAT’s a hormonal fucker. However, girls usuallynget used to it and they’re good after that, though it has POSSIBLE side effects like sudden weight gain and migraines.
HOWEVER the morning after pill is much more abrasive, as it basically forces a period by deteriorating the uterus walls (something like that)
Result: take too many and she might never be a mom or might have a fucked up baby.
EDIT: Not too sure on the second one.Info on this is kinda confusing. There some places saying it affects uterus’ lining, others dont say shit

Vulpes · 2012-04-11T21:59:28.000Z

I thought that pill supposedly fucks up the girls hormones or some shit? So like you’d make a random hoe take it, but not like your girl.

Idk.

LOL THE FUCK

rcaido · 2012-04-11T22:14:52.000Z

Yeah my asian wife did not care for the pill at all…Cause her to have a little acme & change her period irregularly…That’s why the pull out method is still the best method IMO…

Kanta-Kun · 2012-04-11T22:31:15.000Z

Yeah my asian wife did not care for the pill at all…Cause her to have a little acme & change her period irregularly…That’s why the pull out method is still the best method IMO…

Using two methods is the most trustworthy. Makes the factor of human-error less proeminent.

rcaido · 2012-04-11T22:33:52.000Z

Using two methods is the most trustworthy. Makes the factor of human-error less proeminent.

Pull out is natural, the other stuff like condoms & pills aren’t…

Cyntalan · 2012-04-11T22:47:31.000Z

Yeah my asian wife did not care for the pill at all…Cause her to have a little acme & change her period irregularly…That’s why the pull out method is still the best method IMO…

How many kids do you have again?

Starhammer · 2012-04-11T22:50:12.000Z

People are fucking stupid. The “need to get laid” surpasses all reason and logic. You’d be surprised how pathetic people get over some dick/pussy. It can ruin lives but the pleasure ranks above all.

Without those people, shows like world’s dumbest would have no entertainment value at all.

Go home and be a family man, then in 18years time find out you aren’t the father

Actually, that doesn’t sound half bad. Then he could go mad, discover psycho-power, form an army, and become the one, true Bison. Life could be worse.

-Starhammer-

DeviltheEmperor · 2012-04-11T22:51:47.000Z

Chill out, buy plan b, and if that doesn’t work get involved with some organized crime syndicate then turn mole for the FBI. Then you get a new life FREE.

neven · 2012-04-11T23:07:08.000Z

those things are probably roll canceling through dem egg walls right now :eek:

LOL

Huggy_Bear · 2012-04-11T23:07:42.000Z

WHO YA’ GONNA CALL?

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Lunaid · 2012-04-11T23:11:29.000Z

What? are you five or something? Technical terms scare you? or was it the dick part?

Read the post right below yours.

Nah man I just don’t get what the point of bringing up the fact that the pre cum can’t actually knock her up itself is. It through other means, so pre cumming inside a chick can knock her up. So fuck.

Dude has to assume she’s pregnant. Or he risks a god damn baby. Who gives a fuck about technicalities.

Kanta-Kun · 2012-04-11T23:27:13.000Z

Nah man I just don’t get what the point of bringing up the fact that the pre cum can’t actually knock her up itself is. It through other means, so pre cumming inside a chick can knock her up. So fuck.

Dude has to assume she’s pregnant. Or he risks a god damn baby. Who gives a fuck about technicalities.

It wasn’t I who nrought it up. Just clearing up misconceptions.
Also, I never said they didnt need plan B. quite the contrary.

rcaido · 2012-04-11T23:29:47.000Z

How many kids do you have again?

I have 3 kids…

The 1st one was not planned but i did not pull out, we were like if we get pregnant we get pregnant…6 years later w/ unprotected sex, just pullout method we decided to have another one. That was our 2nd child & then we just had our last child few months ago…Pull out method works…Has never failed me in our 12year sexual escapade…We have sex about 3 to 4 x a week now for the past 3 years…Before that maybe 8 to 10 week…That’s a lot fucking…

Starhammer · 2012-04-11T23:32:48.000Z

WHO YA’ GONNA CALL?

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That’s it. Close thread. No more answers needed.

-Starhammer-

FaceMeAndBeBroken · 2012-04-12T00:47:40.000Z

Hope she also fucked someone of another ethnicity, and bores a kid that looks like said ethnicity in 9 mos. Worked for me.

Nick_T · 2012-04-12T00:55:48.000Z

That’s why you don’t keep that shit in your wallet nicca!

Joshkaz · 2012-04-12T00:58:13.000Z

If she knows your first and last name get the pill.
If she knows your first name and not your last name, move.

King9999 · 2012-04-12T01:22:50.000Z

I’ll see you on Maury. And when the results come back negative, I fully expect you to dance.

TheBladeItself · 2012-04-12T02:34:40.000Z

From the title, I was certain that OP was the one with the ruptured hymen…