Call your local pharmacies and see which ones stock the plan-b pill. Buy it, bring it to the girl and WATCH her take it. This will relieve lots of stress. Bitches are crazy and they might try to keep it. I act nice bring em dinner and say hey take this and stay a few hours acting like we are watching a movie or something. Make sure she dosent throw it up or something, stay on your game. Plan-B is the best investment a man can make.

What? are you five or something? Technical terms scare you? or was it the dick part?

Read the post right below yours.

Are girls in the US not on the birth control pill? What kind of shitty country do you live in :eek:

People are fucking stupid. The “need to get laid” surpasses all reason and logic. You’d be surprised how pathetic people get over some dick/pussy. It can ruin lives but the pleasure ranks above all.

Human reproduction is pretty straightforward, I don’t understand how people have these problems…

There isn’t sperm inherent in precum. It can pick up left over sperm from your urethra from the last time you ejaculated. If you’ve pissed since the last time you came, there wont be sperm in your urethra for the precum to pickup.

All that said, as long as you live in a state with reasonable laws (I’ve heard in some places you need a prescription for the morning after pill) go get the effing pill. Around here the pharmacists are dicks that insist on seeing the girl and her ID so you may need to be aware of that.

I’ve been fucking my girl raw for 5 years now, pulling out on-time, (nearly) every time. Only fertilized one egg in the beginning because I wasn’t following my own advice. Since then it’s all been gravy… baby gravy… on her stomach/ass/tits BUT NEVER INSIDE and if I ever get to thinking, “I cut that one a little close” it’s off to CVS/walgreens/rite-aid we go.

Roflbro.

I thought that pill supposedly fucks up the girls hormones or some shit? So like you’d make a random hoe take it, but not like your girl.

Idk.

Time travel to before you fucked up.

Sandwich, I’ve been using the same method as you, for 2 years with my girl. She also takes The pill. not emergency contraception, that every day thing (dont know how it’s called in englosh, sry)

And yeah, pre-cum gets bad rep.

The pill (as in the whole month thing) is a hormonal charge (i believe it boosts estrogen production). So yeah, THAT’s a hormonal fucker. However, girls usuallynget used to it and they’re good after that, though it has POSSIBLE side effects like sudden weight gain and migraines.
HOWEVER the morning after pill is much more abrasive, as it basically forces a period by deteriorating the uterus walls (something like that)
Result: take too many and she might never be a mom or might have a fucked up baby.
EDIT: Not too sure on the second one.Info on this is kinda confusing. There some places saying it affects uterus’ lining, others dont say shit

LOL THE FUCK

Yeah my asian wife did not care for the pill at all…Cause her to have a little acme & change her period irregularly…That’s why the pull out method is still the best method IMO…

Using two methods is the most trustworthy. Makes the factor of human-error less proeminent.

Pull out is natural, the other stuff like condoms & pills aren’t…

How many kids do you have again?:coffee:

Without those people, shows like world’s dumbest would have no entertainment value at all.

Actually, that doesn’t sound half bad. Then he could go mad, discover psycho-power, form an army, and become the one, true Bison. Life could be worse.

-Starhammer-

Chill out, buy plan b, and if that doesn’t work get involved with some organized crime syndicate then turn mole for the FBI. Then you get a new life FREE.

LOL

WHO YA’ GONNA CALL?

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Nah man I just don’t get what the point of bringing up the fact that the pre cum can’t actually knock her up itself is. It through other means, so pre cumming inside a chick can knock her up. So fuck.

Dude has to assume she’s pregnant. Or he risks a god damn baby. Who gives a fuck about technicalities.

It wasn’t I who nrought it up. Just clearing up misconceptions.
Also, I never said they didnt need plan B. quite the contrary.