1

Okay here it is. I mess with Girl…I didnt cum…but I sort of pre-cum;d I held the shit off so I could go longer (didnt fully ejaculate), I pulled out messed around with my hand…and realized the shit broke.

Is my life over? Let me know so I can at least prepare for whats to come…or is there a good chance it didnt go through?

2

Get plan B pill now… stop dicking around on the internet.

Or keep dicking around and shove her down a flight of stairs in a few months.

3

Shouldn’t have missed with Girl.

4

Where do I get it from and She just left my house to leave town, bro.

5

Wal-Mart carries them if they have a pharmacy.

6

will it take a day or so for her to show symptoms…if i cant reach her this morning? Im fixin to withdraw some money and go pick some up right now. Im not going to sleep.

7

HAPPY BELATED FATHER’S DAY!

8

…lol. oh my god. i fucked up.

9

Symptoms?

If you blew a load in her cooter just assume that you need to do it, unless you have retard sperm ( which is impossible to test for ) you want to go do it.

10

If you just pre’d while inside, I don’t think you have too much to worry about.

Stare at the moon tonight. When/If you fall asleep, you should have a dream of the moon with a fetus laying within it’s boundaries. Then you will know.

11

If it just happened right now, the morning after pill should work even after a couple of days

12

Congratulation dad!

13

Get her drunk and let her have (unprotected) sex with some of your guy friends. Not only will she have no immediate idea of who the father will be, you’re friends will love you for it too.

14

Wait, what the fuck? Did she have glass in her cooch or something? Do you have a wooden cock and got a splinter through the latex? Were you going faster than 80 mph? How in the? I don’t even…

15

well i didnt blow a load. I just heard pre-cum is dangerous too. well regardless if i did or didnt get her preg’d shes still pissed I decided to cut the evening short that was my last condom in the house. going to store would ruin it as well…shit man.

16

…Yes.
HERE LIES G.O.T.
?/?/? - 4/11/2012.
HE MISS WITH GIRL.

17

plan B pill RIGHT NOW :eek:

I am no doctor but I hear you have like 48 hours or something.

18

Needs more 3rd Strike.

19

Should I schedule you for a future appearance on Maury?

20

Fam. I dont even know. I just felt pain, and im like…wtf?!