Is there a scientific explanation behind the toilet proximity radar of a person's urinary tract?

Havatchu · 2012-04-06T08:35:38.000Z

The same reason your mouth waters when good food is nearby, or why your dick gets hard when a hot girl in the vicinity is bending over. Patterned response.

^_-;

That’s funny, because I have to actually see or imagine a nude women for that to happen.

Can’t just be a girl in a bikini bent over or whatever.

Galactic · 2012-04-06T09:32:38.000Z

I watch a LOT of porn, you guys. Like… a LOT.

Tell me more.

But seriously, a hot girl in a bikini is bent over an arm’s length in front of you, and you’re not gonna pop even half a chubby? supwitdat?

^_-;

Lazyjosh2 · 2012-04-06T10:24:23.000Z

plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is

NickRocks · 2012-04-06T10:34:58.000Z

dude this is how it goes for me:

On the bus, im fine. Got 99 problems but a piss ain’t one.
As soon as I step off, a slight tingle. Shit.
Get to my apt’s door. need to pee increases gradually.
waiting for the elevator, breaking point, can’t stand still
get in elevator, go up while walking around to avoid peeing my pants.
dingWALKOUTOPENDOORDROPEVERYTHINGRELIEFAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

you pee in the hallway?

Havatchu · 2012-04-06T11:03:43.000Z

Tell me more.

But seriously, a hot girl in a bikini is bent over an arm’s length in front of you, and you’re not gonna pop even half a chubby? supwitdat?

^_-;

Motherfucker, I read that with my own voice in my head.

And yet I’m not angry at you.

Supwitdat is that I can control my sexual urges because I’m older than 12.

But seriously, don’t take motherfucker seriously, it’s just what I say when someone happens to outwit me. In that circumstance it’s a term of endearment.

Ika_Zuchi_No_Kami · 2012-04-06T11:11:34.000Z

I wanna know what the hell is wrong with these key shakin’ ass niggas? Why the fuck is yo dick holding all that extra piss nigga?

Cisco · 2012-04-06T12:36:11.000Z

If you accidentally piss on the toilet seat. Don’t wipe it. Only women or girly-men do that.

piskooooo · 2012-04-06T12:44:06.000Z

Why are you pissing in the toilet and not a urinal?

Tien_Gouki · 2012-04-06T13:10:50.000Z

Your internal monologue is like, “Yay, there’s the toilet :).”

And your bladder is like, “O yahh :D”

But then, you’re like, "Wait nononono D; "

Great now I’m thinking of that one song Ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhh!! And Duffman as well.

mowr · 2012-04-06T16:37:49.000Z

When you feel like you’re going to explode and you go to pee and it turns out you only had one little squirt.

Kanta-Kun · 2012-04-06T18:18:35.000Z

you pee in the hallway?

ofc.

Favaro · 2012-04-06T18:22:03.000Z

I like exposing my bare ass while using a urinal with by boxers/pants at my ankles

Havatchu · 2012-04-06T19:41:23.000Z

If you accidentally piss on the toilet seat. Don’t wipe it. Only women or girly-men do that.

Yeah, and take massive shits that can’t even be flushed automatically by toilets that have that capability.

Also shit in the sink and make it all foamy with bubbles.

That actually happened at my old college several years ago.

Cisco · 2012-04-06T21:04:07.000Z

Yeah, and take massive shits that can’t even be flushed automatically by toilets that have that capability.

Also shit in the sink and make it all foamy with bubbles.

That actually happened at my old college several years ago.

Nah. That’s gross… what kind of person would do that?

SF-Zero2 · 2012-04-07T00:30:12.000Z

It’s Piss Hype. Same way you get more excited the closer a game release gets.

True_Grave · 2012-04-07T01:08:11.000Z

This thread is giving me the piss shivers.

Havatchu · 2012-04-07T20:32:55.000Z

This thread is giving me the piss shivers.

Phantom piss.

kaz · 2012-04-07T20:44:47.000Z

Wow. Strong candidate for thread of the year. I thought I was the only one who had this problem.

On another note, am I the only person who really feels the need to piss before I eat? If I don’t , it feels like I won’t be able to enjoy my meal as much.

Illhave to look into pavlos theory I suppose

NickRocks · 2012-04-07T22:05:49.000Z

I like exposing my bare ass while using a urinal with by boxers/pants at my ankles

LOL oh man I remember using the bathroom at Yankee Stadium and seeing a dude doing that, it was hilarious

Havatchu · 2012-04-07T22:22:27.000Z

LOL oh man I remember using the bathroom at Yankee Stadium and seeing a dude doing that, it was hilarious

Yeah, there was a mentally retarded kid with a ponytail that did that at my elementary school.