Translation : Why is it that I can hold in my piss for hours on end with no problem, but the closer I get to a toilet, the more my urine decides it wants to explode out of my cock?
Is there a scientific explanation for this? Is it all mental? Does doing your favorite tribal/ritual pee-pee dance work for holding it in?
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
I am not a big fan of almost peeing on myself. I can understand everything that goes on with my dick. I know why he gets hard. I know why he turns flaccid. I know why he gets morning wood. I know what pairs of underwear he prefers to wear. But the toilet proximity radar thing confounds the hades out of me. There MUST be an explanation out there.
this is relevant to my interests
Waterfalls- lakes- rivers- water fountains- drip drip drip drip- trickle trickle trickle. Oh no gatta go.
I’d imagine your brain associates the toilet with relief, so whenever you see one, your muscles start to relax in preparation for the peeing.
For example, I have a hard time going #1 in a field because I know that’s not where it normally goes.
Pavlov’s theory of conditioning. Research it.
It’s called an enlarged prostate. Probably caused by your Asian wife playing the role of the man during sexy time.
This doesn’t happen to me. Y’all are just getting old.
Cause it’s harder to ignore something when you’re paying attention to it. Seeing a toilet subconsciously draws your attention to the fact that you need to piss, because your brain has associated toilets with pissing.
Kromo
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Toilets are to peeing what naked women are to erections.
For some people its the other was around though.
Yup its psychological. For example i hate using a public toilet for number 2. If i can wait it out a few hours till i get home, usually i can buckle down and endure without issue.
But as soon as i walk in the door…
“By Odin’s beard!! How hath thou resisted such a force?!?!” :wow:
Vynce
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Your internal monologue is like, “Yay, there’s the toilet :).”
And your bladder is like, “O yahh :D”
But then, you’re like, "Wait nononono D; "
All of you tilt your heads back and open your mouths and we’ll figure this out.
The same reason your mouth waters when good food is nearby, or why your dick gets hard when a hot girl in the vicinity is bending over. Patterned response.
^_-;
You just had sex.
That’s usually why for me. But it could be something else.
Ah, this thread must have been created in response to my post in the lounge. I’m inclined to agree with Galactic.
dude this is how it goes for me:
On the bus, im fine. Got 99 problems but a piss ain’t one.
As soon as I step off, a slight tingle. Shit.
Get to my apt’s door. need to pee increases gradually.
waiting for the elevator, breaking point, can’t stand still
get in elevator, go up while walking around to avoid peeing my pants.
dingWALKOUTOPENDOORDROPEVERYTHINGRELIEFAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
That’s funny, because I have to actually see or imagine a nude women for that to happen.
Can’t just be a girl in a bikini bent over or whatever.
Tell me more.
But seriously, a hot girl in a bikini is bent over an arm’s length in front of you, and you’re not gonna pop even half a chubby? supwitdat?
^_-;
plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is
