After a year of talking to a girl my friend was trying to get a number from/trying to get with, and she kept stringing him along/denying him, he got her number by offering her to send a picture of his dick because she got curious after a sexual conversation came up on FB, and she wanted to see his dick. She was also curious to see if she could handle it.
Needless to say, they’ve been together for a year and some now.
I don’t even know what to say to this. I’ll just let your statement stand on it’s own.
That’s what STA said.
Please don’t let this thread turn into a metaphorical dick measuring contest.
It’s already pretty much there.
Who’s STA?
I stand by my statement. The only person I was ever jealous of on SRK was Parry because his ex-wife was stupid hot and he didn’t let me bang her when they divorced. Jerk.
Whiskey dick is a double-edged sword. A few months ago I pulled this really REALLY cute college student at some bar back in Brooklyn. She took me home and when it came time to act, I couldn’t get it fully up. It was like, to quote an Archer phrase, pushing rope. Though there was this one time maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany years ago at some dive bar in Manhattan where I was almost black out drunk. This fat girl sees me in a weakened state like the lion stalking the gazelle and pounces on me. I couldn’t get it up when she took me out of the bar and I dodged a huge one. Fuck my friend for not saving me, though. He should have known better.
Y’all can brag all you want about your supposed gigantor dicks, but do it at your own risk.
We all saw what happened to Ringo Mandingo…
Son Them all. The dude is legendarily known for posting pictures of random myspaces hoes and claiming he banged them.
Are we going to start posting dick pics?
I have one ready to post. Someone just give give the go-ahead…
lol hilarious.
I can’t pull that off. A few people (a small number now, I guess) know me personally so I couldn’t lie even if I wanted to, I’d be called out immediately. But I know when hot is hot and I get them when I dress well. I look good in a suit or dressed up so I’m not going to play that down. In my lounging shit I’m normally just dressed in skinny jeans and some punk tee.
This is not to say that I only slept with hot women. I have a fucking looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong line of hideous women I’ve slept with just because it beat masturbating that night.
A friend of mine flirts with a girl.
Girl scoffs. "unless your dick is 10 inches i don’t wanna talk to you."
Friend feigns being hurt. "Ten?!? Nah. I ain’t got ten inches… But how bout i give you 5 inches twice?"
She smiles. Bags a number.
One of these days you’ll find someone whom you may be too big for.
Is your friend Bullhorn?
I searched “whiskey dick,” on freedictionary.com and it took me to erectile dysfunction. I proceeded to lmao.
I might as well start off then.
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The mainstream media has conditioned me to believe that you do in fact have a giant whale penis
Yet another thread on SRK about dicks sizes…I guess if you’ve been here long enough it shouldn’t come as a suprise.
That being said, if the OP feels insecure about his “size”, not to worry, there is an entire forum dedicated to getting your size up(NSFW):
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Holly shit, look at how much work these guys put into getting an inch or two:
http://www.pegym.com/forums/beginners-forum/2166-jps-90-day-beginner-routine.html
Honestly, you have far bigger problems if you think your dick(or lack of) is a barrier between you and your girl. Thirty years ago this notion of being small wouldn’t have even crossed the mind of most guys.
luckily as an asian i have nothing but low expectations. which i then exceed with my 14 inch penis.
can you imagine how difficult it is as a black guy though with a small dick? just think of the look of disappointment on the woman’s face as she unwraps her present only to find that it is tiny. talk about losing the genetic lottery amirite
As they do advertise that false fact, I don’t blame you, though I will have to refrain from touching this giant whale penis because I go back to school next week. Or at least I have to tell myself.
If you’re not hung like Mandingo, you best believe there is going to be some talking going on!
Don’t let the Man tell you how to live your life. Whack off in class like a champion :tup: