Reasons #4673 and #4674 I don’t drink and never will.
My experience is that girls generally don’t care about this getting them into bed, but if the clothes come off and you’re big, then that’s a pleasant surprise.
More times than not the whiskey was a better choice than the woman.
ive asked some doctors, and they told me around 5 1/2 inchs is the average. I was like wtf, I have to use both my hands to jack off. And I found out, they said if you measure your hand from the base of your palm to the end of your middle finger thats how long yours is
And then you started actually doing it in front of them, at which point they watched intently while writing in a notebook… because they’d never seen such freakishly small hands.
SRK. JOKES ALL DAY.
I never said I had small hands, my dicks is about 3 inchs bigger then most guys, cause also it depends on how tall you are also. Im about 6,3 so eat my dick. And Ive heard fat guys have small dicks. And it depends how old you are also
Hey now, g00dy - you leave Bollywood out of his!
Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.
but ya asking srk about the human body? Really you are better off talking to a real doctor
More squats!
Just be willing to communicate with your partner during sex and you will be good to go.
most girls don’t care at all about how big your dick is. here are 10 things they can (not always, and not all women, but some and sometimes) care about:
- Money.
- Doing fun stuff.
- How much game you can spit, without taking yourself too seriously.
- Cleanliness.
- Abs.
- Lack of man tits.
- Your clothes. (dressing too well is just as bad as just too poorly.)
- Having an active and healthy social life.
- Being involved with your family. (Again, too much is just as bad as too little.)
- Having a positive attitude.
there are all things anyone can have if they try. and you won’t please all women, but if you do those things, you can find one.
“I asked a doctor, and he told me some urban legend bullshit. By the way, my cock is huge.”
“My organ’s too small? Sheeeeit, I didn’t know I was playing in a cathedral!”
Anyone’s organ can seem huge when you’re playing Fuque in D Minor.
…I need an adult.
I like to bang these bad bitches with their backs against the wall
standing up my dick long, laying down my dick tall. :clapdos::encore::love: 
If you have anything bigger than 5 and some inches, you have an abnormal dick. I don’t know what the exact average size is, but it’s definitely not 7 or what ever size equates to a donkey. Look at the roman statues or what ever they are called that has guys in the nude, their junk isn’t something you see in pornos. The amount of dick women can really take is only a few inches which majority of guys have no problems with. The whole idea about size matters is some bullshit the mass media targets those with low self esteem. I watched a documentary on penis size, which had the guy making the documentary have a friend that goes through multiple penis enlargement surgeries to please his dumb ass wife, that in the interviews she had a tone of voice that she wasn’t sure what she really wanted out of sex besides what Cosmo or what ever her air head bitch friends gossip. I got majority of what I said from this documentary and it cleared up a bunch of myths regarding dong sizes.
If a stupid bitch ever told me size matters, I’ll tell her she should start collecting baseball bats.
This is what poor men say. If I’m on vacation or going somewhere where adults go, I wear suits or very nice casual clothes. I’ve never had a woman tell me I dressed too well. In fact, I bet I’ve gotten my dick touched way more because of how well I dress.
Grow up, you douche.
I checked back on this thread [S]hoping[/S] wondering if it was gonna turn into a dick-pic thread
Im [S]disappointed[/S] relieved it hasnt. good shit srk
What about Floaners? What is the standard for those?
(Flaccid Boners)
WTF man, plz no homo. Unless you’re like that guy with world’s longest dick (17 inches or something?) that got stopped at security checkpoint at a Hong Kong airport because they thought he was concealing objects in his pants. 