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you could have super anal crabs, get it checked out asap.

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Yeah i usually eat 2 bowls a day w/ banana if my asshole starts to bleed…

Another reason for pooping blood could be the constant DP…

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Just depends on what you did last night… No Homo.

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Come on, Rob. You can do so much better than “is pooping blood bad for you?”

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Alright… people on this fucking site know ENTIRELY TOO MUCH about bleeding asses…

^_-;

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Obviously he’s eating too much chipotle…

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See the problem here is fools just push too hard when it’s time to take a dump. You’d be surprised how little effort you need to put into just pushing one out but people just end up pushing hard for no reason and then you end up bleeding. Just sit down on the toilet and do some focused breathing or something, be chill about it and let your body take care of it. I swear the shit will just slide out, so many health benefits to relaxed dumps.

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So which was better. This thread or my old “i shit in my pants” thread around 2 years ago?

Come on people, search it.

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Go to a doctor and get checked out as fast as you can real talk.

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thats a bloody shitty situation to be in mate

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I almost forgot pics or didn’t happen!

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Yeah, getting all that blood out must leave him pooped.

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oh god puns

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I just want to thank the mods for infracting rsigley but not closing the thread because the vast majority of SRK is male and for a male there should be nothing more important than the health of their penis and colon so I hope they take this thread as a reminder to educate themselves on the importance of eating a balanced diet that is rich in fiber. also be sure to check your balls for lumps. be safe and god bless.

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How do you check for lumps on your balls? Is there a youtube tutorial or can you do it for me thanks…

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what you do is visit your doctor so you know you don’t currently have ball cancer. then after he clears you you jump into the shower and get your hands real soapy and you feel your balls for like an hour so you really get familiar with them. and from then on you just grab your balls everytime you shower and if you correctly got familiar with your balls the first time then you will be able to tell if they are different.

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Looks like sigley’s luck has all crapped out.

YEAHHHHHH.

imo.

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lol

This thread is the best thing that’s happened to this livejournal-ed newbie-dojo shit SRK since the “Why do black people like Marvel so much?” topic in 2008.

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So when the doctor is checking my balls for lumps telling me to cough, what happens if he doesn’t say no homo…Why do some doctors where gloves & some dont…

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So when the doctor is checking my balls for lumps telling me to cough, what happens if he doesn’t say no homo…Why do some doctors where gloves & some dont…