Is Getting A Handjob Cheating?

I disagree, if you really didn’t care you’d just post it for the world to see and then get onto your next project.

Like a self handjob or getting a handjob from a chick? Cuz unless she doesn’t have a mouth, I don’t want a handjob when I could have a blowjob, or at least not unless said handjob is in conjunction with a blowjob.

Nah, Raz0r- or anyone for that matter- deserves the opportunity to blow off steam or get his dip-shit on without it being easily traceable back to his professional life.

How many of us want a google search of our work history leading back to that time we discussed hand jobs on the internet?

Some dude?

We’re some dude!! -SRK (says aloud), lining up to get one job please, from his ASIAN GIRLFRIEND

Tier list soon. With Snake’s mom, Zoolander’s mom, Pertho’s sister. I dunno, what u kids like… Sagat?
Sean-Tier is hereby named: SONTHEMALL-tier though. Don’t call it anything different.

It doesn’t, as someone who enjoys reading alot, I’m just curious, but if your privacy is an issue for you, then no problem.

This. Also, if he really doesn’t care he wouldn’t go through the trouble of posting his work in the first place. Posting it and then being like “I don’t care what anybody thinks!” is like a cry for attention, akin to a cute dumb bitch on Facebook making a post saying “I’m so ugly” for thirsty niggas to reply and say “you’re not ugly at all!” While Raz0r loves attention [hence why he made this fucking dumb thread in the first place], he also doesn’t seem to be one of those whiny attention whores.

You’ve seen the type of world we live in, right? People are canned or blacklisted because they have an opinion that differs from a loud minority of people. The way I grew up is that you are entitled to an opinion and leave it at that. There are people who exist now who don’t see it that way. They see people with different opinions as enemies. They have some self-righteous reasoning to go out there and crush that person because they can, preventing them from ever living a normal life.

I’m not about that. I think it’s dangerous and stupid. We’ll one day come to a point where that sort of vigilantism is going to cause all sorts of problems.

I much rather keep what I do as an asshat here under my anonymity and my public works under my name or pseudonym.

Full disclosure, I’ve been with chicks who weren’t very good at blow jobs. Or at least their particular techniques didn’t click for me.

It was still great if we’re talking foreplay- but if we’re just talking getting finished quickly a hand job was a better option with them.

Plus you know other shit does come up. Maybe she was at the dentist that day and a blow job just isn’t in the cards. Or the discrete under the table at a restaurant. Or maybe you just met recently and the hand job is the max level of intimacy she’s ready for with you. Not like I’m going to turn it down.

Besides, you’ll all find out at least a pseudonym (and maybe a picture!) if I ever find a publisher for my manuscript.

http://whitewhine.com/post/121225285590/this-cleaner-is-our-new-favorite-person

New commentary about what I didn’t remember from this whinyness, seen now after reposting!

I wanted to just link my poll
But you won’t stop talking about

Shit, my poll had real content (about the ebola outbreak), and people are so ridiculous, they flagged the opening post: OFF-TOPIC for only containing the poll question * but the 2nd post which I needed to put aside from the poll, INSIGHTFUL. Same person in both instances. Who does that shit?!

  • [where I was testing how to have the poll question be different from the Thread title and asked as much too, if it works now]

Fair enough, I’m not an writer so I sometimes forget some of the problems involved.

You’re gonna jack off anyway, might as well have somebody do it for you

Oh, that’s fair. I guess for me though, if her head game is strong and we’ve already done that, don’t try to backslide and say, “Eh, I’m just doing a handjob tonight.”

Truth be told, the first sexual thing my ex and I did was she gave me a handjob, but we were all over each other and there was lube and everything. I think she’s the only chick that’s ever given me a good hj that wasn’t also a blowjob too.

This fuckboy @Negative-Zer0 always tagging me in some bullshit lol.

You’re a damn fool, @Raz0r :rofl:. Why is this even a question? Like you wouldn’t lose your shit if you walked in on your girl getting her clit rubbed or her tits groped by another guy.

Fuck your troll thread, nigga.

That’s were open relationships come in. And honestly. I’m not too against it. Being able to bang other chicks, while still being able to come home to a good woman that loves me sounds great. Except the part where she gets the perks to when it comes to other guys…

why wait for the hand to do it, use her butt cheeks to jack you off! watch out for any stuck toilet paper.

Hot dogging is the best foreplay! Also fuck you mean watch out for toilet paper? If that chick can’t keep her ass clean then she can’t get any dick period.

sometimes that toilet paper sticks a lil without noticing, like if you’re in hurry! ass snowflakes.

No excuses! Shower before sex always! Especially if she wants her pussy and ass ate. Edit: I mean I guess in the heat of the moment or if it’s a casual on the spot hook up or something an exception can be made. But if she wants any kind of oral treatment. She has to shower first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gRbfiez-PM