I'm no longer here for a little bit

Starhammer · 2010-11-25T06:42:25.000Z

RoninChaos:

Opened again for god damn hilarity. Happy thanksgiving, you fucks.

Holy Shiet Batman!! Thread ressurrection?!?!?!? :looney: SRK: yeah, we all dat. :tup:

-Starhammer-

REALPLAYER · 2010-11-25T06:45:45.000Z

Looks like SONY has returned with an e-gina

Torrie_De_Goddess · 2010-11-25T06:45:52.000Z

:blah:I’m going to slap black Phoenix Wright.:nono:

:love:Anyways, I just remebered what I did to Million yesterday. I wonder if he even know? Probably not, and it’s definitely better that way. From what I’ve heard, he may be the only one with a power greater than mine. lol I doubt it though.:chat:

I mean, he did seem like a spambot for a second lmao it was pretty hilarious. I wonder how he looks?? Well, everyone wonders how I look as well.

Seriously, are they that adamant to disprove my claimed gender?? It’s gotten very redundant in the forums and pointless. If I was a fake, why do you care? Am I right?

Oh!! That’s right!! I forgot some of the guys actually got sucked into the gimmick of some of the former posers lol What in the world did I ask for?? Money to go to Japan? lmao this is all to hilarious.

I wonder what idiot actually dished out some cash. To a stranger of all people!!!

SWBeta · 2010-11-25T06:50:09.000Z

Get the fuck out of here.

angelpalm · 2010-11-25T06:50:50.000Z

:clown: Lol, wtf Ronin, what is supposed to be going on here?

So anywho, in the list of sexually depraved acts what would be your most low tier and which one would you do just for shits and giggles. Me, personally, I would piss on a bitch if she asked me too, but we sure as shit wouldn’t cuddle afterwords.

I don’t thin I would ever let a chick give a me a foot job, I don’t want no stank ass feet on my junk…

BullDancer · 2010-11-25T06:56:16.000Z

#1 Suicide- Hold your breath:

Manliness: 9 Style: 3 Awesomeness: 8 Mess: 0

What you need: balls.

How to do it: this is similar to strangling yourself, but the difficulty level is hard. Harder than a priest at a playground.

Step 1: Hold your breath.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed.

OP already has enough nuts in her draws… so have at it…

Torrie_De_Goddess · 2010-11-25T06:56:45.000Z

:shake:I’m not into water sports. Disgusting. The Queen enjoys watching men screw each others barins out senselessly.:woot:

Nothing is hotter than a man gape.:lovin:

When it comes to me, though, I’m very talented in the bed. The only way a guy will see my talents at their fullest is if he can do sumthing I need to learn.:encore:

angelpalm · 2010-11-25T06:57:54.000Z

Also Autoerotic asphyxiation is also on that list of shit I would never try. Who wants to end up like David Carradine?

NegroNinja · 2010-11-25T06:59:47.000Z

Torrie_De_Goddess:

When it comes to me, though, I’m very talented in the bed. The only way a guy will see my talents at their fullest is if he can do sumthing I need to learn.:encore:

Like parallel parking?

AYO · 2010-11-25T07:01:00.000Z

angelpalm:

Also Autoerotic asphyxiation is also on that list of shit I would never try. Who wants to end up like David Carradine?

Well Randy Quaid and Gary Busey are fugitives of the law because they think someone murdered David Carradine and they are next, apparently someone informed them that a clue was in Jack Palance’s grave. I expect this all to be a movie at some point.

BullDancer · 2010-11-25T07:02:13.000Z

Torrie_De_Goddess:

:shake:I’m not into water sports. Disgusting. The Queen enjoys watching men screw each others barins out senselessly.:woot:

Nothing is hotter than a man gape.:lovin:

When it comes to me, though, I’m very talented in the bed. The only way a guy will see my talents at their fullest is if he can do sumthing I need to learn.:encore:

Do you like getting gaped/ gaping anal? Also have you been fucked in the ass so much your ass fell out?

Seriously.

Cryoh · 2010-11-25T07:03:08.000Z

NegroNinja:

Like parallel parking?

10/10. Nominated for article.

Torrie_De_Goddess · 2010-11-25T07:08:43.000Z

Please guys, you have to stay on subject:D:china:

:chat:I don’t do anal myself, but will watch guys make each other gape in a heart beat. Got some great porn sites I’ll post in the porn thread.:wgrin:

Preppy · 2010-11-25T07:10:18.000Z

Torrie_De_Goddess:

You know? I’s so happy being the one TRUE Queen.

Queen of Combat (QoC) predates you significantly. As does QotU. I’m not taking sides, but they’ve been around longer and contributed a lot.

The reaction to “celebrities” and “women” on the internet is always depressing.

Weeks · 2010-11-25T07:12:32.000Z

this thread is like something bloody youkai/red queen would have made. this is pretty absurd

angelpalm · 2010-11-25T07:17:42.000Z

Are_you_okay?!:

Well Randy Quaid and Gary Busey are fugitives of the law because they think someone murdered David Carradine and they are next, apparently someone informed them that a clue was in Jack Palance’s grave. I expect this all to be a movie at some point.

The Spanish mafia sending out hit squads to murder the pair them only to get stopped by the Spy kids version of Antonio Banderras and a really coked up Steve Buscemi…

Darkstalker · 2010-11-25T07:19:34.000Z

Wait, hold up.

What loyal knights?

angelpalm · 2010-11-25T07:19:57.000Z

Weeks:

this thread is like something bloody youkai/red queen would have made. this is pretty absurd

Actually the pic that was posted looked alot like bloofy now that you mention it.

Torrie_De_Goddess · 2010-11-25T07:28:59.000Z

Queen of Combat? From the SSFIV forums on Unity? Please do not bring her up in here. We are not friends.

Oh, and I have contributed alot to the topics of my choosing. Especially over on unity where I have tenure. More-so to SSFIV and especially with MvC3. This thread is about Torrie and will only focus on Torrie.

So, tell me why i was threatened again? I’m like, dudes I stopped caring about how you felt after you bluntly bashed me page after page for no good reason. lol it’s not my fault that you got fooled by some chicks with dicks. Shame on you.

At Least I still have most of my loyal Knights though.

My cake is complete and it smells so great. I’m sending you all imaginary slices!!!

angelpalm · 2010-11-25T07:35:17.000Z

my dog is looking at me and sighing. I think she wants to play with the neighbors dog, and by play I mean fuck.