I'm gonna bite your FACE! (official blanka thread)

[geo]

I’ve seen your videos and while I was entertained, the stuff you demonstrate is marginally useful. I think that you roll and hop too much. You can take your game to a higher level if you lesson the erratic movement and focus on more sound strategies. Just some advice.

I don’t think the purpose of those videos is to present stable strategies. But this is the same thing you did in the Deejay thread, offer rather vague advice with a hint of condescension…

[DNGR_S_PAPERCUT]

maybe he is a high level japanese player that learned english?

[Decoy]

I’ve seen your videos and while I was entertained, the stuff you demonstrate is marginally useful. I think that you roll and hop too much. You can take your game to a higher level if you lesson the erratic movement and focus on more sound strategies. Just some advice.

HUH!? WTH?

Do you know who I am!? Do you!?

que the music

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Seriously, who are you?

[Aqua_Snake]

Basically Decoy, he’s saying Drunken Boxing isn’t real Kung Fu. :shy:

:nunchuck:

[Decoy]

Allow me to demonstrate the skills of Shaolin…

[Norieaga]

Who 'da phuck is FakeDecoy? And RedShortCans? And Foolani?

[Fulaani]

lol at this, first says that Komoda only scratches the surface of what he is saying and if komoda leveled up he might be *really *good. Now saying decoy is flash but no substance.

[10000_Volts]

I’ll back up my claims by posting the first of my advanced Blanka articles here:

If you do not have a deep understanding of Blanka. Do not attempt.

The 12 Blanka Bite Setups

*12. Walk up and bite.

11. Walk up, pause and wait for random move, then bite.

12. Empty jump at opponent then bite.

13. J. LK, do nothing and wait for reversal attempt, then bite.

14. After bite, pause, walk up and bite again.

15. After bite, neutral jump, walk up and bite.

16. J. FP, S. MP, pause and wait for reversal, then bite.

17. Walk across the entire screen and bite.

18. Pretend to let your controller down, walk up and bite.

19. Do random moves to confuse and baffle your opponent, then walk up and bite.

20. Choose the green color with the start button, walk up and bite.

21. Hop forward, then back, wait for reversal attempt, walk forward, pause, wait for another reversal attempt, hop back, neutral jump with LK, pause, walk forward and bite.*

You’re welcome.

[Shari]

Oh man, I gotta share some new Vega counters I’ve been working on. Fun stuff! I’ll add it to my HD Remix Blanka Volume 3 video.

This intrigues me.

[Thelo]

How about that mysterious Honda trick?

[geo]

I’ll back up my claims by posting the first of my advanced Blanka articles here

Dude, fail.

[SG10x]

Hey Thelo we gotta play online again soon. I have been trying out some new things with Blanka with other honda players that are working a little better for me, but I want to see if they would work on your Honda since you are the ultimate turtle honda so if it doesnt work on you most other honda’s will quickly adapt

[EmpirioN]

lol at this, first says that Komoda only scratches the surface of what he is saying and if komoda leveled up he might be *really *good. Now saying decoy is flash but no substance.

LOL!! Now that is hilarious

[Thelo]

Yeah sure, I’ll be online somewhere this evening so we can get some games in.

[Decoy]

Hey Thelo we gotta play online again soon. I have been trying out some new things with Blanka with other honda players that are working a little better for me, but I want to see if they would work on your Honda since you are the ultimate turtle honda so if it doesnt work on you most other honda’s will quickly adapt

BTC, mind if I join that session? I’m trying to get into HDR shape after playing GGPO more lately. Would also be a good time to show Thelo one of my simple Honda counters. What time will you guys be on?

[x64]

I’ve seen your videos and while I was entertained, the stuff you demonstrate is marginally useful. I think that you roll and hop too much. You can take your game to a higher level if you lesson the erratic movement and focus on more sound strategies. Just some advice.

Lulz. You have the best Blankas from HF (Decoy) and HDR (BTC) in here. Best know who you are talking to.

[FreshOJ]

Bah! 10k Voltzes could shuts them all up with a first to 10 session. It would be beast!!! Take that to the bank! (I didn’t say anything about depositing the money, though.)

Yeah, 10k Volts, around here, theory fighter, while I indulge in it quite often, isn’t what makes a great fighter. Fighting is what makes a fighter. Your credibility will be proven when you record your fights against these guys. If you beat them, then we’ll listen. If you don’t, you’ll pretty much be considered the troll that we thought you were. Not because we want all new posters to be trolls, mind you. I’d love to see new faces up in here. But you’re certainly not the first person to come here claiming “seekrit k-nowledge” that couldn’t live up to their own hype. Sometimes, it’s just better to lurk and learn.

For more helpful tips on forum ettiquette, read my sticky article called “New to the forum? START HERE!”. I tried to make that article stand out so that people don’t stand out by how they embarass themselves.

[10000_Volts]

Bah! 10k Voltzes could shuts them all up with a first to 10 session. It would be beast!!! Take that to the bank! (I didn’t say anything about depositing the money, though.)

Yeah, 10k Volts, around here, theory fighter, while I indulge in it quite often, isn’t what makes a great fighter. Fighting is what makes a fighter. Your credibility will be proven when you record your fights against these guys. If you beat them, then we’ll listen. If you don’t, you’ll pretty much be considered the troll that we thought you were. Not because we want all new posters to be trolls, mind you. I’d love to see new faces up in here. But you’re certainly not the first person to come here claiming “seekrit k-nowledge” that couldn’t live up to their own hype. Sometimes, it’s just better to lurk and learn.

For more helpful tips on forum ettiquette, read my sticky article called “New to the forum? START HERE!”. I tried to make that article stand out so that people don’t stand out by how they embarass themselves.

I’m sorry, I don’t do theory fighter. I have done nothing but simply stated some of the things that work for me. SF is a state of mind, it’s not always about how good at execution you are or about what beats what. I challenged players to think beyond what’s already known and seek answers to their known matchup issues instead of just accepting that that’s just the way it is. I know the rules of this forum and have abided by them. No rules were broken. Just because “YOU” think that what I speak is nonsense does not make it so. So if you get nothing out of my words of wisdom then I’m ok with that. I can only help so many people.

I already asked a player by the name of Geo to spar with me so that I can prove my points. He has not replied.

So, would you like to take his place and spar with me so that I can drop some knowledge all over your face? In a friendly non-threatening way of course.

[blitzfu]

I already asked a player by the name of Geo to spar with me so that I can prove my points. He has not replied.

So, would you like to take his place and spar with me so that I can drop some knowledge all over your face? In a friendly non-threatening way of course.

He hasn’t replied cuz he’s on PSN only and you are on XBL only. Don’t you know how to read? Come drop some “knowledge” on me. Your tag is I and 5 zeroes right? Gonna add you now. Bring it.

[Thelo]

BTC, mind if I join that session? I’m trying to get into HDR shape after playing GGPO more lately. Would also be a good time to show Thelo one of my simple Honda counters. What time will you guys be on?

I just got online, ping me whenever.