I tried to rob my girlfriend for money but failed. Help

Not cool at all. Not because B&E isn’t fun, but because the OP is a fucking idiot who put about as much effort into executing his plan as a whore puts into protecting herself from STDs and pregnancy.

Anyone who calls this guy an idiot after taking him seriously is just lol

The title of this thread alone made my day. :rofl:

The posters on this thread getting EXPOSED nothing new :coffee:

WWE resigned Repo Man! Fuck yeah!

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Also fuck yes at the WWF intro in this too.
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This is deliscious.

I hope your dumbass heads to jail. I am sure if she took you on vacation and bough you shit, she could have helped your dumbass out of debt

Plans like yours are why your dumbass has no money

Troll roll’d

The better idea would have been raping her and filming it

I have to admit this is thoroughly entertaining.

Lies.

What a king sized bucket meal with two free sides fucking idiot.

Wow, SRK has among the dumbest people on the planet, who are oblivious to the most obvious jokes.

That is more entertaining than the OP will ever be. THAT is a good troll todler.

Is she hot?

The easiest answer is the universal answer when dealing with women trouble: just rape her.

Just post pics of Layla instead.

I disagree. Knowing somebody actually did that stupid shit would bring me do much joy.

Best robbery ever: you demanded she take you to a place only you would know about.

2 years of nothing but trolling from this account, hella tight.

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Yo, Animu is a societal ill.

Hey guys I’m new to the internet whats porn?

Not sure, but I think this is on the new ep of Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

-Starhammer-

Nurse Practitioners can make a lot of money if they have their own practice.

I chuckled for a second. Then I poked my eye out. A new low to be sure.

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