I officially quit shoryuken

Just pour Siracha on everything you poverty fucks.

hot dogs are not good. its like the lowest quality meat that you cant use on anything else. its like pig anus or someshit. pass.

wtf is even going on in this thread

  1. Syrup goes in the fridge, otherwise you get fucking ants everywhere! NO you don’t actually put that cold ass syrup on them toasty pancakes, you heat that shit for 15-20 seconds in a microwave safe bowl and pour it on after you damn cro-magnon’s.

  2. YES, Ketchup is in the fridge too but you NEVER put that shit on anything…EVER! It just stays in the fridge and remains there forever until that one uncultured trap queen comes over for that 1 night stand and adds it to her scrambled eggs as you watch her in pity.

  3. Mustard is for the vagrant and displaced. Now hot/spicy/Chinese mustard will show that you’re an accomplished, civilized and enlightened human being, use that shit instead.

  4. Mayo is for white people only but may be too spicy for most of them.

SRK’s condiment game needs buffs asap.

Fun fact Kobe beef doesn’t exist in the US as it is banned, it is just an alternative form that they jackup the price on. The more you know

You only get ants if your a disgusting slob who lets the syrup run down the side of the container and then leave it there.

Clean up after yourself you fucking heathen.

I see SRK don’t like most condiments.

Wtf kind of hick sentence is this?

hax post reminds me

someone took down the NCR vids from back in the day with the custom intros

infamous ROM “play 3s issa good game” video edited to match the opening credits of 3S arcade…GDLK

MvC2 shawkshank redemption loudspeaker scene but with IWTU4AR was minte.

can we find out why these iconic classics of fgc history have blown away in the dust? srsly @Preppy @alexvalle

I don’t know what vids you’re referring to. Could you clarify? Sorry, I still need to ketchup to this thread.

to all the people who disagreed with me about hotdogs:

enjoy eating dead pig anus, you sick fucks.

Enjoy not experiencing the joy of a delicious hotbdog at a ballpark you degenerate fuck.

There are decent quality hot dogs that cost like $6 a pack. Not all hot dogs are made from pig hooves
#NOTALLHOTDOGS

Only thing I ever put ketchup on is scrambled eggs, but I’d still rather the scrambled eggs have cheese or some seasonings in it. Ketchup is a last resort for if it doesn’t have anything else in it.

I’ve had hotdogs, they suck.

on another note

i don’t understand the whole “white people don’t like spicy food” thing, neither its relationship to mayo. i feel like this is a new thing because I’ve only recently been exposed to it.

  1. mayo is fucking nasty shit. i don’t even really know why anyone would eat that.

  2. i challenge anyone to a pepper eating contest. winner gets a grand prize of: jack shit.

I will out spice anyone. Unless you eat raw Carolina reapers in which case im gud, u win.

but really i use habanero peppers and shit like that on pizza and burgers. i even grind them up in put em in pizza sauce. its great.

As a Canadian, maple syrup must be kept in the CUPBOARD not the fridge. Get it right. Ever tried to wait for cold maple syrup to get warm enough to actually pour. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. Your breakfast will be colder than the syrup by the time that happens.

I only put Ketchup on one food concoction, and that my SRK friends is Grilled Cheese Sandwich. The ketchup must be mixed with hotsauce to make a spicy ketchup.

That is all…

Brown sauce is where it’s at.

https://youtu.be/CHobYvGHPM0

Kosher hotdogs are pretty fucking good.

Necrotrophic IRL:

White people are the first to try some just ridiculously spicy food so they can have some weird bragging right.

You probably learned that from Shaq on the TV.

Chef cooked a steak, he pulled out the ketchup.

Shit, I may have a Midget MAC gif of this too…

White people, always SO VERY UPSET

-they have to take it to the level of someone has to die.