I Just Beat Up A Kid

BullDancer · July 29, 2015, 5:45pm

I saw these teenagers on the news that tried to rob a group of adults at gunpoint and they got the dogshit beaten out of them. Teenagers know right from wrong so fuck em maybe they’ll walk the straight and narrow after this day.

crotchpuncha · July 29, 2015, 5:49pm

Unlikely. Probably just increased the chip on their shoulder.

dn3000 · July 29, 2015, 5:57pm

SoVi3t:

So I head over to pickup my laundry, and on the way four young ruffians about twelve years of age come up and ask me for a smoke. They were some sort of Euro or muslim or gypsies on bikes. I mention that the one smoke I have is my only one. They start whining and begging, and I already know they will be trouble, and I inform them I just brought the one. I start walking on past towards the laundromat, and they start slowly following, inching closer and closer. So I put my hand in my pocket, and pull out my knife, and they start backing the fuck off. The wannabe alpha asks if he can kill my smoke. I say sure, then kill it, drop it on the ground, and step on it. He then asks if I have the time. I tell him no, you may not steal my cell phone.

Go in, grab my laundry, and think I am safe with the company of others. But no, they idiots come in the front door, and start throwing cans of soda at me, missing terribly (got my laundry all bag wet though, laundry was fine!). Then they run out the door. But there are four of them, and just one door. The first gets out fine, but the last three stooges fight over who can leave first. I ended up grabbing the last one by the collar, and yanking him back in the store and to the ground while his friends speed off on bikes, unaware I got one of their junior mafia.

I then proceeded to kick him in the fucking face until he was bleeding and the people in the store pulled me away. Then I casually grabbed my laundry, spit on him, and walked home.

Fuck anybody who isn’t me. Especially if they’re younger than me, or older than me.

odin · July 29, 2015, 6:23pm

Good job.
I hate scum.

KimuraLOX · July 29, 2015, 6:49pm

All of them.

Kromo · July 29, 2015, 6:53pm

Laundromats are apparently pretty dangerous.

July 27 to 29th 2015:

http://www.wbbjtv.com/news/Child-suffers-severed-arm-at-Jackson-laundromat-318722871.html

http://www.10news.com/news/woman-tries-to-stab-laundromat-patrons

Sovi3t didn’t even cut the kids arm off.
Confirmed soft.

Javid · July 30, 2015, 4:37am

Since me and SoVi3t live in the same city(and I’m pretty sure he lives downtown where you get to meet all sorts of interesting characters) it doesn’t surprise me one bit. Where was this anyways? Wouldn’t be surprised if it was somewhere on Barton…

ThePurpleBunny · July 30, 2015, 4:42am

I remember as a kid my mom took us to a laundromat that had a Tetris machine.

Probably the safest laundromat on Earth.

Jion_Wansu · July 30, 2015, 5:22am

The good old SRK statement… Pix or it didn’t happen…

Hatred_Edge · July 30, 2015, 5:39am

I hope you kicked the bitch in the balls so hard that he needs a sex change operation.

#CHILD BRUTALITY
#CANADIANLACKOFFUX
#WOMENRUNAWAYFROMSOVI3T
#MILLIONAPPROVES

SoVi3t · July 30, 2015, 1:22pm

You would think it was a Barton story (I have some good Barton Street stories). Happened on Fennell near Limeridge Mall.

mowr · July 30, 2015, 1:25pm

psssh…nothin personnel…kid…

Volkan · July 30, 2015, 5:22pm

You gave him what he deserved. People like that only respond with violence, so you are in the right for beating him up.

SoVi3t · July 30, 2015, 7:18pm

Duh

Dramatix · July 30, 2015, 10:41pm

So are there any new articles on this? Or no one found the ass-kicking of a shit-bird teenager to be newsworthy? Either, good shit.

SoVi3t · July 30, 2015, 10:56pm

Twelve year olds getting boot fucked don’t make front page up here.

Jion_Wansu · July 31, 2015, 6:56am

SoVi3t:

So I head over to pickup my laundry, and on the way four young ruffians about twelve years of age come up and ask me for a smoke. They were some sort of Euro or muslim or gypsies on bikes. I mention that the one smoke I have is my only one. They start whining and begging, and I already know they will be trouble, and I inform them I just brought the one. I start walking on past towards the laundromat, and they start slowly following, inching closer and closer. So I put my hand in my pocket, and pull out my knife, and they start backing the fuck off. The wannabe alpha asks if he can kill my smoke. I say sure, then kill it, drop it on the ground, and step on it. He then asks if I have the time. I tell him no, you may not steal my cell phone.

Go in, grab my laundry, and think I am safe with the company of others. But no, they idiots come in the front door, and start throwing cans of soda at me, missing terribly (got my laundry all bag wet though, laundry was fine!). Then they run out the door. But there are four of them, and just one door. The first gets out fine, but the last three stooges fight over who can leave first. I ended up grabbing the last one by the collar, and yanking him back in the store and to the ground while his friends speed off on bikes, unaware I got one of their junior mafia.

I then proceeded to kick him in the fucking face until he was bleeding and the people in the store pulled me away. Then I casually grabbed my laundry, spit on him, and walked home.

Fuck anybody who isn’t me. Especially if they’re younger than me, or older than me.

You lucky you didn’t do this in the US, because one of them woulda pulled out a gun and shot you. Guaranteed!

SoVi3t · July 31, 2015, 7:18am

Jion_Wansu:

SoVi3t:

So I head over to pickup my laundry, and on the way four young ruffians about twelve years of age come up and ask me for a smoke. They were some sort of Euro or muslim or gypsies on bikes. I mention that the one smoke I have is my only one. They start whining and begging, and I already know they will be trouble, and I inform them I just brought the one. I start walking on past towards the laundromat, and they start slowly following, inching closer and closer. So I put my hand in my pocket, and pull out my knife, and they start backing the fuck off. The wannabe alpha asks if he can kill my smoke. I say sure, then kill it, drop it on the ground, and step on it. He then asks if I have the time. I tell him no, you may not steal my cell phone.

Go in, grab my laundry, and think I am safe with the company of others. But no, they idiots come in the front door, and start throwing cans of soda at me, missing terribly (got my laundry all bag wet though, laundry was fine!). Then they run out the door. But there are four of them, and just one door. The first gets out fine, but the last three stooges fight over who can leave first. I ended up grabbing the last one by the collar, and yanking him back in the store and to the ground while his friends speed off on bikes, unaware I got one of their junior mafia.

I then proceeded to kick him in the fucking face until he was bleeding and the people in the store pulled me away. Then I casually grabbed my laundry, spit on him, and walked home.

Fuck anybody who isn’t me. Especially if they’re younger than me, or older than me.

You lucky you didn’t do this in the US, because one of them woulda pulled out a gun and shot you. Guaranteed!

That would have only made me mad

Sleazoid · July 31, 2015, 7:57am

GD is turning into gamefaqs

i welcome it

Jion_Wansu · July 31, 2015, 9:01am

Like I said in the other thread…