keep your ass higher than ur heart. itll stop the bleeding i think
Uh…no, you get your woman to shave your taint for you. I’d rather do that than attempt it myself. This thread is a perfect example why. But back to my original question…
Why did you want to shave the inside of your ass?
Because it was hairy, maybe Cisco partner wants clean shaving anus…
Usually the hair just comes out my ass when i wipe too hard…Takes longer to grow back…
How the fuck is that homo? Let me get this straight. I was stroking my ass because it was itchy and i discovered that there was allot of hair around my rectum and i found that gross. So i shaved it.
My girlfriend hasn’t said anything. I don’t allow her to go there… i’m very uncomfortable with getting my ass touched.
sorry guys I can’t go out today.
I gotta shave my ass.
go see a doctor
And I was gonna make a joke about DeeDee’s Cool Doctor Money janx… then the OP started talking about rectums…
I thought this thread was about getting a bad cut of drugs and the OP was too strung out.
After reading it, I still think that’s what it’s about.
lolz “Let me get this straight”…
No, do not go to the hospital! I guarantee they will try to give you stitches!!
The doctors will take one look at that wound and sew your asshole closed, and keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you.
ahaha, wutang quote ftw!
So rather than ask your gf, you thought it be wise to DIY with a razor? I also find it hard to believe she’s made no mention to the slash you put on your brown eye.
I’m really glad this topic is here.
Ouch… Doctor perhaps :|?
So it would be best to turn off my gf and say that i got hairs around my anus instead? Come on kid, s\it is wiser to get rids of your own nasty stuff instead asking some one to do it for you.Imagine if a girl told you to shave her anus, wouldn’t you think thats gross?
Well I’m hoping my girl wouldn’t have a hairy anus to begin with, but…if I love her, then why not, better than seeing it like that. But that’s different, when would your girl ever have to see that? I still don’t understand why you felt then need to do it. But that’s beside the point, I’d say to avoid anything bad that might happen, go see a doctor.
“I gotcha front but you best to watch your back, cause its the niggaz that front, that be pullin stunts”~[media=youtube]pSQieA85arg"[/media] The Wu-Tang Clan is trying to keep dudes from gettin up in dat ass, just say no man, just say no…
I saw that part of your post and I remembered a song I used to love as a kid: [media=youtube]6zLCibYnmcc[/media]
Don’t let them guide you. Don’t put that stuff inside you. 
you’d be surprised how many of your friends have been surprise-pegged, but won’t mention it unless you bring it up. Everybody, whether he knows it or not, knows at least one man who’s been sucker-punched in the brown eye by his girl.
I don’t actually, but even so, does that justify shaving your own anus? It’s not that people don’t do it, I’m just wondering why he attempted to do this without help.
Yeah im going to go to the yellow pages & look for hair anus removal…