I am SPARTACUS! Starz Original

[Mr_List]

please tell me you hate her in the way you want to fuck her though. (or is that just me )

[DaDesiCanadian]

Illythia and that kid both need to be decap’ed. Pronto.

[ruthless_nash]

wow, this show is all sorts of pwnage! So i saw all of it in one night, and luckily somehow missed the tranny pr0nz on episode four.

Here is my review

Pros:
Hot ass bitches
Loads of bewbs
Loads of Vag
Good Fighting
Blood, Guts etc
Storyline is progressing well
Did i mention lots of jerk material?
Even Xena looks hot. LOL.

Cons:
Seems like people are forever stuck in that stupid training house
Some of the acting is meh
The “accent” doesnt make sense. Sometimes they will speak in “posh” accent and then suddenly it changes.

Agree with the above poster, spartacus needs to stab that sword through the kids face. I spose the only redeeming point for him would be he chose an - admittedly sexy blonde - hoe before a bro.

Cant wait for the next episode!

Edit: Is it me or is Spartacus’ new slave bitch Stoya from the pronz?

[The_Epidemic]

I marathoned this show last night. Now I’m caught up. I’m loving this shit…

Illythia and that kid both need to be decap’ed. Pronto.

What boys will do once they get their dick sucked.

Edit: Some of you guys are mad insecure…“they show dick nastyyyyy!!” grow up.

[SNAAAAKE]

Edit: Is it me or is Spartacus’ new slave bitch Stoya from the pronz?

I dont think so. slave bitch is hotter.

[SNAAAAKE]

thats why I edited with the quickness…

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[The_Epidemic]

I dont think so. slave bitch is hotter.

I can’t think of her name (if she even haves one lol) but the one thats fucking Crixus? Yea shes nice.

[Rex0r]

I think now that varro is dead, the old spartacus will return, remember the one who wanted to get away, the one who knew he was slave and hated it. The current spartacus is too happy, too content to be a gladitor, he’s got no fight left in him. Varro’s death will bring back the original spartacus’s fire.

LoL well obviously. The slave revolt should be happening soon i would think, what with all the fucked up shit thats happened to them the last few eps, the mentioning of marcus crasus, and now spartacus has nothing else to keep fighting for. Love this show, subscribed to thread.

[Dpendleton]

Wow this series improves with each episode. Varro was the loyalest dude on the show. He never let Spartacus’s success get to his head he was the only person keeping him grounded now that he’s gone Sparatacus not gonna show any mercy to his foes. Battatius look hurt with decision to dude lost a good gladiator and he got disrespected by the magistrate .

It looks like he is going to handle business on the son from the preview.

[SNAAAAKE]

I can’t think of her name (if she even haves one lol) but the one thats fucking Crixus? Yea shes nice.

no we were talking about spartacus new slave bitch. the one he keeps denying for god knows why…:wtf: imdb link above.

yeah so I just got a “Crixus haircut”

[SNAAAAKE]

OOOOOOOOOOH

[details=Spoiler]Battiatus murdered the majestry and framed solonius for it

AND spartacus just found out that battitus had something do with his wife’s murder but he is keeping a low profile. [/details]

[FiveTwelve]

About damn time. Things were going too well for Spartacus, you know something horrid had to happen. Pretty obvious that Varro was going to die. They fought like great friends at the beginning, he settled things with his wife and they were all sunshine and lollipops, and the famous last words “I need only one [friend].”

BAM.

Death!

Spartacus is gonna hate his dominus but will keep fighting. Eventually, he’ll learn of what really happened to his wife and start a revolution.

[Rubedo]

When the rebellion starts, I wonder how Spartacus will convince Crixus to join his side. Maybe it will involve Mira and that slave girl that’s Crixus’s item.

[AlphaDragoon]

Thoughts thus far:

• Illythia needs to die. Soon.
• Varro’s wife is hot.
• Spartacus is gonna raise some hell now that he knows what really happened.

[FiveTwelve]

Crixus and the head gladiator are going to eventually find out what happened to Barkus. Which is why I think they will back Spartacus when the time comes.

Yep. They’ll put aside their crap because Crixus’ girl will show him that being champion isn’t the only thing in life. Spartacus will remain champ (pre rebellion). The truth will come out about everything and rebellion will begin. I’m just curious to see how they’ll show battle scenes. I hope they’re a little better than the Thracians vs. Ganai (or however you spell it) in the first episode. Those were lame. Seemed like six guys fighting twelve enemies.

[voodazz]

Damn, I would love to get Spartacus’s and Crixus’s slave bitches in a triple stack.
I’m SO glad they toned down the stupid ass cgi blood effects during the battle scenes, it looks like they went back to old school blood squib horror movie effects this time which is a lot better.

Crixus went Gears of War and curb stomped that fool!
Damn Romans are always scheming.
Little shit boy is still alive.
Anyone else think it was bad as hell how Spartacus had that red tinge in his eye at the end?

[Mr_List]

slow burning episode.
curious as to what will come next.
trainer dude favours crixis, crixis is now hot property again.
he want to be champion.

crixis vs spartacus must come to pass.

[umthrfkr]

missed last few eps. catching up now.

blond bitch and boy need to die.

[Obi-one-drunkobe]

this has become my favorite tv show.it reminds me of how tv shows used to be fun

[Mr_List]

i like it best because i can’t see what is coming, it isn’t some daft mystery and it doesnt follow some studip formula.