I am SPARTACUS! Starz Original

Best episode of the season so far, I was so hype

Dammit why are they hiding that Roman bitch’s tittays! What are they waiting for?!

That’s what I’m fearing. Oedipus Sex. She could’ve said something though, I think it’d be better than being disturbingly raped. I know Slave Monica Bellucci might keep the secret for a while, but once the truth is revealed Crassus be gunnin’ for Archuleta’s ass. **DECIMATION!!!
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If the made a show around Caesar it’d need a decent supporting cast for me to even consider watching it. Because Caesar is a complete asshat and I can’t really stand his brand of arrogance.

Huh. I thought Crassus’ side-piece was taking his son back to the tent for some consensual lovin’. But when she said, “You mistake intent” after the kiss I knew the arpe was incoming. If that’s his mom, then, yeah.

Also, someone needs to go ahead and stab Naevia in the face already. Gannicus: “Bitch, touch me again and I will end you.” Haha.

Naevea got those crazy eyes. Gannicus needs to shut those forever.

I like Caesar & wouldn’t mind watching a spinoff. As long as they show Jupiter’s cock and keep the dialogue like Spartacus.

Another awesome episode. The meeting between crassus and spartacus gave me chills. We finally got to see dem tittays and they were glorious. Fucking writers making us think it was gannicus’ last stand made me so nervous the entire episode.

I just wanna lick that slave cutiepie :stuck_out_tongue:

or you could have watched Cabin in the Woods

or like a dozen other movies and tv shows she’s gotten naked in. that ho stays naked.

all white girl Power Rangers get naked. this is a fact.

yay for boobies good episode too

By Jupiters Cock, can we rename the show Gannicus…He is too bad ass…

Also looks like the next episode, the gods do not favor Naevia…This crazy bitch needs to die so Crixus can go to Beast mode!

Gannicus! I thought they were gonna off him this episode! I would have been sad. Anyway, Gannicus is the best arena figher.

I finally get it now…Remember how the original Naevia was the hottest girl, so they ended up replacing her with this crazy eye chick…Remember when Naevia kills the coolest villain Ashur…Remember how we all hated the new Spartacus, but some reason he’s accepted as Spartacus now…Well its because of Naevia, her character is pretty much there for the agro, so Spartacus can be believable hero…So im going to take back what i said about the Gods not favoring Naevia next episode, im thinking Crixus well die because of Naevia…We will hate her even more & allow us to root for Spartacus to the very end!

The season has gotten somewhat predictable now. They took out two of the cooler but less known warriors… shame.

I just want to see the outcome of this young slave and Gannicus. It seems like there’s an underlying story there. Maybe she gets killed and he goes SSJ2.

I miss the epic gladiatorial battles.

me too, but the destruction of the arena was worth it imo.

next episode is goin to be a carnage! The Gods favoring Spartacus!

FINALLY! TITTAYS! About damn time! Her body is quite banging overall too, wow.

Spartacus is gonna hit it.

If they were using OG Naevia (<3) they probably wouldn’t have written her turning into Xena: Warrior Princess and make her far more competent. Crixus is hovering on simping status right now because of her Yoko Ono antics.

In any case, the series should’ve been called Gannicus: God of the Arena for just this ep. Dude is just TOO GOOD!

lol I also like how we basically have to fall back and watch the douchebag Caesar’s gloried rise to ultimate status, knowing full well it will be decades before he gets his comeuppance. Damn you history! shakes fist

Yeah, I like how Caesar’s douchebaginess contrasts with Tiberius’ douchebaginess. Caesar is a douchebag, but he’s still less of a douchebag than Tiberius. At least Caesar has a legitimate claim to his douche status since he’s actually earned his rep. Tiberius is like, douche incarnate, sans the real achievements. Caesar was trying to reach out last episode. “Come in here and share this celebratory poon tang with me young bro.” …“Nah imma just be salty over here.” Towards the end of that conversation Caesar basically told the broads, “This nigga gay.”

Oh, and Gannicus’ groupie could get it.

The sex scenes tonight were so forced. Fucking during a snowstorm? Eh…

Only 3 episodes left :frowning: sybils rack was pretty awesome. Crixus going into full k groove rage was sweet. Was hopi g naevia would get kill3d but alas the gods merely tease our most cherished desire.

snowstorm sex is the best sex.