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Yeah remember this whenever you go to your buddies house to play lame party games like Smashbros.

Who the fuck watches porn on their consoles?

I dont think you can even watch porn on a wii

They aren’t feet.

Big boobs and a big set of twerking tools is understandable of course, as well as obnoxiously huge nom nom softcore hentai but eh…that other shit is pretty gross. Although feet aren’t but that stuff involving the womancrease, it bothers me the way those look.

I am a primate, but one thing I despise is the infamois wide opened twerking tool.
Looks good when shaken, not spread in such a way.

It is perfectly normal to not like how spread things look, and is entirely not such inane misconceptions as homosexual preferences.
Look at one. Now look back at me. Do you like the look of it? Tell me the magic of how you came to tolerate such a thing.

What the hell are you talking about?

The fella with steve harvey’s avatar’s topic. It was quite humorous.

scary future

I still dont understand how kissing and shaved is porn.

Maybe they don’t like hairy pussy, and in some porn there’s no kissing.

You must be a super dork search for kissing and shaved on a porn site. I mean out of all the shit you can search for, you want to search for kissing and shaved.

Actually, I think would be really hot to shave a chick and cum on her freshly-shaved pussy, but still. That’s what I want to EXPERIENCE, not what I want to see in porn.

PUSSY CONKERS!! :rofl:

:tup:

It’s obvious the Wii is under-aged kids’ searches, hell, most of these console searches are.

…Must I now fucking bring hand wipes to someone’s house next time they want to have some kind of party session?

I like all my porn to start with a friendly handshake, and end with a successful high five.

You should have been doing that regardless.

FGC niggas is filthy.

From repairing and modding other peoples sticks, I can tell you stories how filthy people are.
When you have to take arcade buttons apart and soak them in hot soapy water to get the thick layer of what I hope and assume is just sweat, dirt, dead skin, hair and maybe Cheetos dust.
Half of the gaming stuff I get off ebay, I ended up taking apart and putting the plastic parts into my Dish Washer after pre-cleaning them with 90% rubbing Alcohol to kill any germs.
I also have refused to work on stuff how dirty and nasty they come to me as, like why the fuck there is a dead mouse in here or OH MY FUCKING GOD there cockroaches in here, this is not coming inside of my house.

Great analysis, considering YP just sponsored someone.

No lie some events I used to bring antibacterial hand gel. Dude wanted to shake my hand once after I beat him, his hands were fucking bleeding.

Welcome to my world. People ask me to work on a computer and the first thing I do is shake the motherfucker. I’ll never forget one that had dirt clumps that came out with the screws. I threw them bitches in some alcohol and it made tea. :wasted:

Guess I got lucky with mostly clean mofos.

Scratch that, there was one dumbass (who at least Weecho will know who I’m talkin about) who always had sweaty-hands syndrome. Always regretted shaking his hands. Usually did and snuck over to a sink or something nearby to wash afterwards.
And yes, I did have to wipe after him whenever my controllers were picked up by him.

And there was this other mofo a roommate long ago knew.
fucker always stank. Had to buy bunches of LYSOL and sprayed the fuck outta the couches or where ever he sat cause the stank does not leave with him.