Just fart as loud as you can next time someone tries to get close to you
Drop your trousers to the floor. No one wants to be near a guy who pisses like a man-child.
Give it to you him from the back with a 12 inch… portable ruler
Are there non portable rulers?
I mean the really flexible ones that shrink to the size of an eraser
Say, “Man, I really need to take a shit,” and proceed to lower your trousers.
Turn to him and present your dick.
“Hey bro does this look like Herpes to you?”
I wonder what would happen if you just stared at his dick the entire time. With your face one inch away from it.
Still looks more fun than Tony Hawk 5
yo why the fuck can’t you use well spaced fireballs in the bathroom while your opponent is taunting?
What’s going on in that last pic? Looks like an R Kelly party.
The game is called “Public Restroom” and IT TOTALLY RULES !!
Taking shits in the urinal was great until Stan ruined it.
I just noticed that kid is writing a shitty swastika on the wall.
is it a coincidence the dude with the obvious afro is pissing with what appears to be a leg?
Aw, hell, it’s got “Poodokens”…sigh, we talked about that here in like 2004. Memories.
Isn’t this a good way to make friends? I thought people liked when I did this. 
Nah, that’s not one of mines.