How come no "little people play fighting games"?

gdf · 2012-01-15T11:00:15.000Z

From these first handful of posts, I have learned that I am a horrible person.
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tataki · 2012-01-15T12:47:32.000Z

Noah the prodigy is actually a very short 34 y/o but don’t tell his sponsor!

ironboy89 · 2012-01-15T13:01:08.000Z

[S]There has been cases of Noahs/Winrich existing before Noah ever made it famous.[/S]

[S]So it’s actually possible for a young kid to play a fighting game, than eventually they get good.[/S]

I didn’t read the thread, lawl![S][/S]

tataa8P · 2012-01-15T13:58:12.000Z

LOL, this is pure win. jokes of “high” caliber for days.

peace out.

8P

Anotak · 2012-01-15T14:37:44.000Z

here:

Fresh_Lettuce · 2012-01-15T16:01:11.000Z

True hood is a really nice guy

You guys are pretty mean.

tataa8P · 2012-01-15T16:54:57.000Z

eh? the posts were never meant to make fun of anybody specific at all. and the true hood vid is actually nice. taking out Ricky Ortiz was big deal. all in good fun then, right guys? …uh, guys? right?

8P

Iduno · 2012-01-15T17:53:10.000Z

Some do, but they are admittedly in short supply.

Huggy_Bear · 2012-01-15T17:56:14.000Z

Lifes too short to learn FG’s.

yomipower · 2012-01-15T17:59:42.000Z

I’m about 5 ft 4 inches, does that count?

d3v · 2012-01-15T18:27:11.000Z

Trying to make a name as a FG player is a tall order to fill.

Rhio2k · 2012-01-15T19:22:45.000Z

Seriously, though: They tend to have wrist and/or finger development issues (babyhands or twisted wrists) that don’t lend themselves well to high-speed inputs on normal-sized pads and sticks or even fine motor skills in general.

ElderGOD · 2012-01-15T20:13:58.000Z

ChaosNightWolf aka Baby Wolverine is like one third my height right now and he bodied Sanford and told him to hold that shit.

This is him:
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MidCaliPower · 2012-01-15T21:51:01.000Z

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Hogosha · 2012-01-15T23:27:38.000Z

This thread dwarfed my expectations.

rtdzign · 2012-01-15T23:34:39.000Z

I hope all of your children grow up to be little people.

Rhio2k · 2012-01-15T23:38:15.000Z

I thought you were bigger than that, SRK. This is a serious question, and it goes to lulz. We’re supposed to have more dignity than to stoop so low. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Shwaffles · 2012-01-15T23:38:54.000Z

I’m about 5 ft 4 inches, does that count?

No, I think you need to be under 4’ 10".

BlackShinobi · 2012-01-16T00:24:35.000Z

They do, so this thread isn’t making you look too good.
Imagine this thread saying why don’t black people play SF with a page full of accordingly adjusted versions of the above responses, there would be a collective shit storm, kind of like there should be right now.

Hogosha · 2012-01-16T01:08:20.000Z

Puns on the internet. Serious business.

Yeah, the comments above are a bit crass. I’ll assume you’ve never said an offensive thing in your life if you’re in here casting stones. Or used a multitude of words intentionally degrading women even though it’s commonplace and, sad as shit, ACCEPTED language.

If someone comes in here with dwarfism and is both offended and demands an apology, then they’ll probably get it. But considering nearly every person of every race, gender, sexuality, or genetic defect I know drops whatever language they want about whoever they want, including themselves, I’m not going to lose any sleep over a pun.

While we’re being offensive, why the hell has it taken about 15 different installments of KOF for white guys to finally get into it? I mean, they absolutely PALED in comparison to the Mexicans and Chinese.

SEE IT’S A FUCKING PUN ON US WHITE PEOPLE. WHERE ALL DA WHITE PEOPLE AT?!

Calm down, sir.