It’s not that they haven’t tried, it’s just that they always tend to… fall short.

From these first handful of posts, I have learned that I am a horrible person.
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Noah the prodigy is actually a very short 34 y/o but don’t tell his sponsor!

[S]There has been cases of Noahs/Winrich existing before Noah ever made it famous.[/S]

[S]So it’s actually possible for a young kid to play a fighting game, than eventually they get good.[/S]

I didn’t read the thread, lawl![S][/S]

LOL, this is pure win. jokes of “high” caliber for days.

peace out.

8P

here:

True hood is a really nice guy :slight_smile:

You guys are pretty mean.

eh? the posts were never meant to make fun of anybody specific at all. and the true hood vid is actually nice. taking out Ricky Ortiz was big deal. all in good fun then, right guys? …uh, guys? right?

8P

Some do, but they are admittedly in short supply.

Lifes too short to learn FG’s.

I’m about 5 ft 4 inches, does that count?

Trying to make a name as a FG player is a tall order to fill.

Seriously, though: They tend to have wrist and/or finger development issues (babyhands or twisted wrists) that don’t lend themselves well to high-speed inputs on normal-sized pads and sticks or even fine motor skills in general.

ChaosNightWolf aka Baby Wolverine is like one third my height right now and he bodied Sanford and told him to hold that shit.

This is him:
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Martin Henderson, a 37 year-old British man who suffers from dwarfism, was out celebrating his birthday and watching the Rugby World Cup when he was suddenly, and violently tossed by a “hooded thug” while trying to enjoy a smoke outside of the White Horse Pub in Wincanton, Somerset.

This thread dwarfed my expectations.

I hope all of your children grow up to be little people.

I thought you were bigger than that, SRK. This is a serious question, and it goes to lulz. We’re supposed to have more dignity than to stoop so low. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

No, I think you need to be under 4’ 10".

They do, so this thread isn’t making you look too good.
Imagine this thread saying why don’t black people play SF with a page full of accordingly adjusted versions of the above responses, there would be a collective shit storm, kind of like there should be right now.