Hey guys. My fav pornstar is coming to town and she is charging $300/hr

You do know this topic is a joke right? Oh and Hamilton is shit.

Now this topic is a joke since you didn’t get your dick wet? Awesome. :rofl:

you know right now, everybody considers YOU a joke, right?

And fuck New York Jr Wannabee, I mean Toronto

And its the only part of Canada that matters so what does that make Hamilton? You lucky you guys got a Uni otherwise Hamilton would be full of inbred, racist, hicks and the town smells like shit.

Yeah. You’re not a true Canadian city until you throw breakfast food at your hockey team.

You probably couldn’t even get his 3rds.

That’s ridiculous. :rofl:

Summary of thread:

  1. crimzonflame has an STD.
  2. No one wants to fuck him.

Man fuck you guys for real. :slight_smile:

You tell 'em jabroni!

jabroni, check yourself you dont know me
jabroni, go back to the gym you too boney

This thread is a giant fail. Crimzonflame’s power level is not at 9000. Its not even at Krillin level. Hell, its not even at Yamcha level, and he got killed by a fucking plant man. It doesn’t even register on my scouter.

We like being disease free.

So no. :stuck_out_tongue:

God.Damn.

A FUCKING CHECK?

Like, literally a fucking check? And then failing his fucking check, after his other check bounces.

“Hey, baby. Damn, you look good. What’s that? $300? whips out bank book Imma write you check…”

Oh shit…

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

That is the first genuinely funny DBZ analogy-diss I have ever read. Thanks for that.

As I see it.

From PA. Attempting to look down on anyone. That’s cute.

Banging hookers doesn’t add notches to your belt. It makes you a sad individual for having to pay for sex.

To be fair, Hamilton really is a garbage town. In terms of safety, unemployment, etc etc.

Poetry. You romantic fool you <3

you must have missed the post earlier that points out everyone pays for sex bro

besides if you listen to carlin you know that you’re paying for the girl to leave afterward, not the actual sex itself

Ignoring the fact that the OP is probably a retard…this thread and most of its responses made me think of another question.

What if you got to bang your favourite porn star for FREE, but it would have to be taped and posted on your Facebook. Would you do it, especially since it will be posted in all it’s raw glory with no fancy editing.

Also, Brooke Lee Adams>90% of most pornstars mentioned in this thread.

You seem to be implying we wouldn’t do that regardless. The only thing you’ve done here is save us some money.:coffee:

No, because employers are now keen on looking at your youtube, facebook, and myspace accounts. so you have to be careful what you put on there. also i’m not friends with my family on facebook yet, but more and more old people are now joining up.

You pay for relationships. If you have game, sex is free. Johns got it all twisted.

Rachel Starr/Alexis Texis/Lexi Belle/Lisa Ann/Eve Lawrence…the list goes on.

$1k each for an evening. Not an hour, an evening.