dude, TONS of sex therapists and columnists recommend hookers. We’re not talking about picking up some random crackhead on the street in the ghetto. But an actual escort or whatever the pro’s call themselves can actually be worth it.
Never done it myself, mind you.
dude, go back to lurking. or rapping hardcore, from the toronto projects/ghetto/you’re a douche.
that’s fine, I have gone out with chicks before too and its fun sure. but the real cost of dating is the time involved. i could be spending that time doing other things, so the chick better be worth it. sometimes, i just wanna have sex without dealing with any of the bs that comes with dating.
why would I need any help sleeping at night? guess you must have ignored the part where i mentioned that i have been in relationships and so has everyone else. what’s sad is you probably delude yourself into thinking you are gods gift to women. you’re like one of those scrubs who doesn’t throw in street fighter because you think its cheap, and when you lose all your fights you think to yourself, “ha, well i don’t need to throw to win!”
shut up hermaphrodite. Your guy half is a *** and your girl half’s a dyke.
Did anyone else lol at crimzonflame constantly owning himself? He doesn’t even deny he has aids.
Go fuck a squirrel you duck butter chicken choke lubing attic ninja. FUCK YOU and I hope your nasty lil Porn Star spews her rancid vagina rust water into your eyes you urethra barbarian.
your girl called me and said sex with you doesnt feel good
thats why she comes to me for some real wood I fill her up like a meal should
Because I am so lazy to check all 3-4 pages, lets be honest here. Who really needs the whole hour. I mean come on… can I get a discount for fast jizzer rates. I could be in and out before she could say “Oh SIMPLY_HUGO”
Thus I think she should charge me a flat rate of 15 dollars an hour.
belladona @ 300/hr… maybe
With a lame line like that, you must be Mista Conspiracy.
lol why would you even consider paying for herpes?
also, i’m tired of people saying Ava Devine is the dirtiest girl in porn. not even close! 
ShinGouki00 lives!
only took a porno thread to uncover him
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Lol thats ok. He’s the man. And he eats bologna.
you know that was a hot line, mr conspiracy cant come up with that
I’m too lazy to read through the whole thread but are you still fucking stupid about who the pornstar is?
This is correct. I’ve gotta bookmark this thread for the Dumbest Poster of the Year awards come the end of the year.
its a joke thread.
and you’re the punchline