Help Avoiding Breaking a Woman's Heart

Unless if it’s woman on woman action, in which case fingers would work just as well.

Anyone try soaplands?

Yeah what the hell, these people don’t space their hands, even close to keyboardian-- not gonna even anymore time on–

You can tell which tournament scene game:players

Have NEVER, EVER, EVER WATCHED MR. BASEBALL in they entire stinky lives

I have last year when I went to Japan with my friends.

My advice:

  • Don’t go to a place that cost less than maybe $100. We went to a place that was $60. HUGE MISTAKE
  • Make sure you pick a place that ALLOWS YOU TO PICK THE GIRL. Again, the place we went to gave us random girls/women/things you call female. HUGE MISTAKE
  • Do your research to look for places that accept foreigners (assuming you’re not Japanese). While the number of soaplands that refuse foreigners are dropping, a lot of them still refuse service to non-Japanese
  • Learn basic Japanese to be able to communicate with the woman you will be paired with in the soapland. Makes the experience a lot more enjoyable and a lot less awkward.

Nah son, no respect for your noob controller.

Oh so you paid a prostitute for sex in japan? Sounds like you got a fetish

It was an… interesting… experience. One I would never forget

How many knuckles did she get in?

You know you can just go to a brothel in Australia. Plenty of Asians that speak English and more regulations. No surprise penis.

Takes all the fun out of it. Kinda like cracking an mtg pack: the fun is in the surprise you’re gonna score big.

Before i even kiss my asian wife, i made sure she didn’t have a penis. True story

Tell us more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjEwiw8xEPI

edit: he also did it to Chi Chi

One of the most mindblowing moments is that @rcaido is in fact asian himself

Most of the time it is whites or blacks spouting off about their little lady from the orient

Did she do the whole stereotypical annoying moaning/yelping during sex? you know… she sound like a rubber duck getting fucked…

I had a white girl do that once. It was a boner killer. I had to keep asking to make sure she wasn’t actually in pain for some reason. Really threw me off my game.

Since the one we went to was cheap, it was only “oral service”.

Never going to that place again.

You paid for head in a country with few orthodontists?

That mouth probably looked like the jaws of a great white.

Yeah her teeth were bad, but her technique was fuckin A1. She was born to be in that industry.

I have a feeling some of this is actually true. My gut tells me u actually met this girl on Sf and she flew out to ur place to get some trusted sunny D, ripe in the sunshine from no other state but Florida.

Ain’t no shame in this game Boi. Pics plzzzzz.

LIES!!!

i met rcaido at southcenter mall to sell him my stick, no homo. he was black as midnight. i believe his asian wife was driving the car too. very cute couple. haven’t seen him since then, RCAIDO WHY DONT YOU COME TO MORE OF OUR SRK NW GET TOGETHERS?!?!?!?! friend me on fb i’ll add you to our super exclusive group