Hearthstone - That other, other, other Blizzard game

PVL_93_RU · 2015-11-29T22:24:29.000Z

I hope whoever came up with the Face Hunter deck dies from the worst form of cancer, or rather all of them at once

It’s literally a deck for autistic people, made by autistic people. This, and the Secret Paladin, embody everything that’s fucking wrong with the game right now

THANKS BLIZZARD, and FUCK YOU, BEN BRODE

SoVi3t · 2015-11-29T23:10:04.000Z

Face Hunter only fucks you with a REALLY good draw. You eventually learn to just kill what you need, control board if possible a little bit, then when he’s confused and out of cards, you crushify him.

I’ve seen a hell of a lot less Secret Pally lately. Makes me afraid to play mine.

Naeras · 2015-11-29T23:31:24.000Z

I suspect it’s kind of frustrating putting together a deck that’s supposed to instantly win when you drop Dr. 6, 7 and 8, before you draw 5 cards with Divine Favor, and then your plans get ruined because the other guy plays Reno and heals for 20+. I kinda feel sorry for them. Except, you know, not.

Still, slower decks got a nice boost from Reno. Which suits me fine, because that means more slow decks for my aggressive midrange decks to prey on.

PVL_93_RU · 2015-11-29T23:50:49.000Z

Naeras:

I suspect it’s kind of frustrating putting together a deck that’s supposed to instantly win when you drop Dr. 6, 7 and 8, before you draw 5 cards with Divine Favor, and then your plans get ruined because the other guy plays Reno and heals for 20+. I kinda feel sorry for them. Except, you know, not.

Still, slower decks got a nice boost from Reno. Which suits me fine, because that means more slow decks for my aggressive midrange decks to prey on.

Interesting thing that I’ve found the Healing Wave work for Shaman ALMOST like Reno Jackson. If you just use it - you get 7HP back for 4 mana, if you’re lucky and the joust draws a higher cost card - you get 14HP back for same amount of mana

AreEyeSeaKay · 2015-11-29T23:58:23.000Z

Yeah that seems like a reasonable reaction.

Face hunter is in its worst state in ages with all the healing going on.

Naeras · 2015-11-30T00:07:08.000Z

AreEyeSeaKay:

Yeah that seems like a reasonable reaction.

Face hunter is in its worst state in ages with all the healing going on.

Healing: ruining USF4, improving Hearthstone.

Reno is more entertaining than Elena though.

Pimp_Willy · 2015-11-30T00:39:54.000Z

Fatal1ty_93_RUS:

I hope whoever came up with the Face Hunter deck dies from the worst form of cancer, or rather all of them at once

It’s literally a deck for autistic people, made by autistic people. This, and the Secret Paladin, embody everything that’s fucking wrong with the game right now

THANKS BLIZZARD, and FUCK YOU, BEN BRODE

“STOP DPING ME WHEN I JUMP IN YOU SCRUB!”

SoVi3t · 2015-11-30T01:38:11.000Z

AreEyeSeaKay:

Yeah that seems like a reasonable reaction.

Face hunter is in its worst state in ages with all the healing going on.

IMHO it needed to happen. Face hunter ruined too many decks, and those decks had nothing that could get them past the hurdle. Now, decks have an emergency backup plan if face hunter pushes their shit in right off the bat.

AreEyeSeaKay · 2015-11-30T03:10:21.000Z

I totally agree, which is why I don’t understand the meltdown that occurred above.

Pimp_Willy · 2015-11-30T04:40:31.000Z

Yeah, pre belcher and anti kill bot, face hunter was harder to deal with. Decks have tools now, so you can run your concept decks and not be outright dead vs pure aggro. This day and age, theres no reason to be salty about face hunter lol

Naeras · 2015-11-30T04:43:45.000Z

AreEyeSeaKay:

I totally agree, which is why I don’t understand the meltdown that occurred above.

I’ll tell ya.

Spoiler

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Salt_shaker_on_white_background.jpg/1024px-Salt_shaker_on_white_background.jpg

That’s why.

SoVi3t · 2015-11-30T05:14:25.000Z

when you play Venture Co. Mercenary, does the game say “Nigga you gotta be kidding me”???

Pimp_Willy · 2015-11-30T06:00:08.000Z

Riot55:

Warpticon:

DukeC:

Warpticon:

I

owattjacob:

Warpticon:

So, am I the only one who does a double take every time he plays the Venture Co. Mercenary card?

In arena it’s pretty fucking dangerous when your opponent has a bit of board control. 7/6 for 5 mana is huge. It’s worth the debuff if played right and occasionally your opponent just goes out of his way just to clear it. Like trading all his minions, wasting a big removal etc…

True enough, but that’s not what I meant. :lol: I think if you did, you would understand what I’m getting at, so I’ll take that as a no.

Venture Brothers reference?

No, I’m talking about when you play the card. Lay one down. What is he saying?

“N-n-nigga you gotta be kiddin’ me!”

2 years late there, Soviet!

ukyo_rulz · 2015-11-30T06:30:44.000Z

I’m disappointed to have missed the meltdown over Face Hunter of all things. The deck isn’t even the most retarded thing you can do on ladder right now. Seriously just use Dragon Priest and play the most expensive card in your hand every turn for an easy rank 5. If you keep at it long enough you get legend.

SoVi3t · 2015-11-30T08:47:28.000Z

holy FUCK epic game…dude takes control of my Rivendare, and his shredder gives him 2 deathlords. I kill those, and get sneed’s (yeah I crafted it lol) and stalag and feugen on my next draw. Gang up Stalag, he controls stalag and it dies and gives him 11/11, so I BGH. Shredder gives me Confessor. We battle back and forth, he keeps killing shit (freeze mage), and in the end:

our last 2 cards were both reno. I ended up winning with fatigue.

kimterran · 2015-11-30T15:05:01.000Z

SoVi3t:

when you play Venture Co. Mercenary, does the game say “Nigga you gotta be kidding me”???

Play abusive sergeant

Gamegeezer · 2015-11-30T21:27:36.000Z

kimterran:

Play abusive sergeant

That’s gotta be my favorite atm, “Get in there n’ fight, FAGGET!”

Or no, this one is just as good…

“Mind if i roll WEEEEEED” ala loot hoarder

AYO · 2015-11-30T21:52:34.000Z

My favorite is Al’Akir the Wind bro when he attacks.

“THAT’S FUCKING INCEST!”

SoVi3t · 2015-11-30T21:54:43.000Z

Pimp_Willy:

Riot55:

Warpticon:

DukeC:

Warpticon:

I

owattjacob:

Warpticon:

So, am I the only one who does a double take every time he plays the Venture Co. Mercenary card?

In arena it’s pretty fucking dangerous when your opponent has a bit of board control. 7/6 for 5 mana is huge. It’s worth the debuff if played right and occasionally your opponent just goes out of his way just to clear it. Like trading all his minions, wasting a big removal etc…

True enough, but that’s not what I meant. :lol: I think if you did, you would understand what I’m getting at, so I’ll take that as a no.

Venture Brothers reference?

No, I’m talking about when you play the card. Lay one down. What is he saying?

“N-n-nigga you gotta be kiddin’ me!”

2 years late there, Soviet!

meh, I finally turned on sound

Sleazoid · 2015-11-30T23:02:19.000Z

gotta play with sound on so you can know all the hearthstone maymays

malganis is a turtle