Hardbody F.C. - Why are you so Free? Edition 9/17 7PM-All Day son

Don’t stop sessions Keith, or at least let those on the VIP list come over and kick while we get shit faced off Joose and MAX.

It goes down tomorrow. Marvel all day son. Well maybe for like 5 hours but that should be good enough. That’s 200 marvel rapes or around 30 SFIV matches. You decide.

Got sick last night. Definitely woulda came but not trying to get anyone else sick.

Marvel. You need this.

Pablo, do you have a special HAPP button wrench? I am down to one working stick.

Yeah I have one. I leave it right next to the cabinet. Need to tighten my ish up too.

I’ll try my best to come through, but the streets need me. Most likely I’ll just be a little late.

I’ll be there so I can bust out my nonexistent Marvel skillz.

Feed the streets cuz. Fix ‘em up a super plate. Workin’ at the Super 8. I know you stay super straight.

I am hella going to whoop on that ass. If no one shows up I can load up vf5 so you can redeem yourself. Bought it off some dude for like $10.

I will be there and shit. Marvels!

Just touched down. Still woozy. Have a ride home. Not sure if I’ll make this, though. Probably have to wait for another time to give gifts.

Good shit. We even ran a tournament. I don’t know how brackets work but here is the what I have on this wack ass piece of paper.

  1. Dann/Jerk
  2. Mr. Nolan Der
  3. Pablo/Perfect
    Evan
    Dan#1
    Brian MA

Not sure if that is even right at all. Too drunk to tell. I played Dann for money out of drunken rage and anger, and he still showed no mercy. So did Evan but he still took our quarters with no remorse.

EDIT

SFIV still fucking sucks and I will still whoop on that ass regardless. Horrible.

I’m sure that we are only years away from fully interactive virtual sex. Patience, Pablo. Patience.

Wow that is ridiculous. Now they just need to figure out how to clean up the mess.

So what they need to do next is figure out how to contain the “pressure” waves and distort them into shapes. Though im sure its a lot more complicated than that. That’s pretty rediculous though.

Since there was no announcement, I’m guessing that there’s no session tomorrow.

New season of Heroes premiered tonight. On a related note, I’d recommend for all SFIV players bring a towel or coat to sit on while playing on Pablo’s couch. He does so admire thick white girls.

There will be a session. Just been fucking lazy to announce it.

I vote Aladdin’s after Pablo’s again, that shit was too beast last week.

That is what I heard. We should do another tournament again. Except this time I not drink and try to win a match.

How about you learn to in proper grammar.

I’ll be there late, around 8:30pm.

^Your new avatar makes me fucking sick when I look at it. I like how your stupid ass was trying to describe it at work like it’s super tight or something when it’s a pair of titties the quality of what I drew in MSPaint in 4th grade like I was some badass rebel.