Happy Birthday, Raz0r!

[Weecho]

I dont know your real name Raz0r, so I’ll just assume its Lisa.

[Raz0r]

How’d you get Michael Jackson to sing a song for me?!

[jae_hoon]

Razor’s real name is Ramon, like Razor Ramon.

You are welcome for the play on words.

[Reticently]

Here you go, man. A poem about the inevitable march of time, losing your looks, and the terrible objectification we’ve all come to know you must be subject to.

Happy birthday.

My Nose Is Growing Old - Poem by Richard Brautigan

Yup.
A long lazy September look
in the mirror
say it’s true.

I’m 31
and my nose is growing
old.

It starts about 1/2
an inch
below the bridge
and strolls geriatrically
down
for another inch or so:
stopping.

Fortunately, the rest
of the nose is comparatively
young.

I wonder if girls
will want me with an
old nose.

I can hear them now
the heartless bitches!

“He’s cute
but his nose
is old.”

[Rick_Ross]

Happy bday nigga

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[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

Raise your hand if you actually saw razor post in anyone elses birthday thread, even the one still going for 10 pages plenty of time to do it that he’s bitching about in the OPee, like gutter pee

razor
how many candles up the anus
bad writing and not famous

http://i.minus.com/iEEdWpCJECZmD.gif

anguish that your poopy anus jokes have not made you, your biggest desire, to be: “the serpent, for black people”

when, you more like the chocolate eater, for unclean butthole people

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9oak4ACqWLKliMPQyvteiu3InG3_8lNCT3AMd4-8bS4al9I0f

8/27/2015

I turn 30 today, time to explain young black and famous with money hanging out the anus

birthday

mase ma$e

birthday

a line from 1996 so famous

dr dangerous j thinks about it during colonoscopy, viewing anus, insertion into anus



when he's 40 hes gonna get all kinda anus$check$



now mase.
he deals in currency
foreign exchange, in the inner city sewers


anus. excretion, you can keep the change, jingle jangle berry unlike halle berry.

he has a marketplace so secure, so strict, so indistinguishable of its solid backed up currency


gold wishes it was backed by the money he has. liquidity for days. solid like gold too.



He trades his poop for goods and services, just like money.

even his poop is worth money.

this is not funny

because he is so far beyond blood bankers as we are from blade vampires

or that southern slang twang willem defoe movie. Ethan Hawke... Daybreakers!

We wish we could trade our poop for money.
Clearly only doctors do that thru testing stool in closeable cups. Doggie bag meets dougie howser, makes for doody bags.

million wishes he got his hands on that. and got paid for it. just the same/

like that nurse who had to examine mine in a brown bag, she didn't know what she was in for, opening that one

the doctor told her to go check check now check it out
what what what its all about!

it was green too, so I don't know what I ate combined with the medicine (pepto changes the color:darkening of the stool is normal)
looking for blood in the stool, of which there was none. whew.

7:55 PM 8/8/2015

how much choc frosting
hot waxy mess
fit in there you think?

Spoiler

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk227/RRA-556/IMG_0075.jpg~original

[SNAAAAKE]

Why are the cups different patterns?

why did you notice…:wasted:

[charlie88]

Hbd asswipe…lol naw but enjoy your birthday Razor

[Sleazoid]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICH HOMIE QUAN

(yes it’s his birthday today)

[Hollowblade]

Hmm this one is not Neesa… No thirst here… Nothing to see. Happy birthday i guess.

[angelpalm]

Man this thing is still going?

Welp whatever, i’ll play along I guess.

Spoiler

happy birthday Neesa!!!

[odin]

haha Happy bday Raz0r!

A+ thread!

[Hecatom]

http://ui.abimg.net/images/answers/1101607/4655291/happy_birthday_RAMONES_Simpsons.jpg?1313976430a

[Gamegeezer]

Heyyyyyyy, another seizure-less year with the blade man!!!

[details=Spoiler]i secretly miss the seizure avy

shhhhh…dun tell bewd[/details]

[BurnYourEgo]

Carry on.

[Ranma]

Happy birthday, old man.

[Rodimus]

Razor a bday nah no way if you ever in Jersey fam beers on me!!!

Dish is how we doooo it!!!

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[SoVi3t]

oh we’ve moved onto cake jokes and gif’s now?

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[KillaFox]

Fuck @Raz0r I wish him nothing but pain and suffering

[drizzt360]

Nah, ya’ll should wish him happy birthday. He’s a man now. I think. Anyway Im fucked up and its only like 130. Fuck this guy and fuck you guys. lmao