That is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
So today, everybody watch your crotch
I couldn’t choose. Have them all for your Special day.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_5apSPUeVzY/hqdefault.jpg
Those sideways air Johnnys
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRis1AobQ1FYeHbed79iJW2ExO1bhCtZ-o9bC1x5Ot38hdx7POS
Spoiler
http://orig10.deviantart.net/203f/f/2013/005/b/6/johnny_cage__s_nut_punch_by_alexablade-d5qjqt8.jpg
Now that’s just impossible. Not fisting the robo black dude android, which seems to be a regular occurrence with this guy, but the toes turned and facing up. Like how many times has this dude been punched in the crotch to achieve such a gross misconduct of his own Cage & Johnny.
SELLOUT
Happy birthday man, have a good one and all that bullshit.
http://www.rowsdowr.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/olumsuz-ball-punch.gif
edit: Changed my mind, have a super Jacky birthday my nigga. :smokin:
That blooper reel/outtakes could be murder.
Also @WTF-AKUMA-HAX I’m disappointed no 3s Makoto dick punch GIFs
Shit almost forgot the classic.
disagreed 
Happy day-after-your-birthday!
Happy Belated Birthdeh mr. Crotchpuncha
Happy birthday bro.
Happy birthday may your fists beat many loins.
Happy belated man!
Happy birthday!
Happy belated, boss.
Happy belated birthweek.
happy belated birthday crotch! Here’s some champagne:
Ooooh ow lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQLgp8trSDc&t=2m32s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQLgp8trSDc&t=3m2s
happy bleated birthday, but what would you do here?