Don’t you have any little brothers or sisters? Kids do that shit all the time. They love climbing, and most don’t have problems climbing their parents either.
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I just got home from drinking heavily and all I can say is ahem
Capcom, tonight you stole my innocence. I will never look at a giant red oiled up man the same again, but on the plus side I am rather enjoying the birth fart ultra.
Let me Address this matter of Character desgin right quick.
Read Big Mex articles I love the attention to detail he puts in them , but if it was up to him everybody would be wearing a gi and scowling every minute since they are “street fighters”. Street fighter was beginning to take itself to serious in sf3 to the point Gill was just ridiculous he was a god amongst men , Akuma was kicking submarines and Ryu was being trained by an immortal. I mean if you want a serious fighter with no soul play Virtua Fighter great gameplay but I will be very suprised if you point out the none generic elements of the characters. Street fighter does not play safe with images if they don’t take risk they can’t create fighters that means we run out of characters.
I can see how some of you all may see Hakan as stupid many people see him as an insult to their masculinity since he oils himself up and wrestles in a predominately male fighting game. At the same type you all will play as Vega ( Claw) who is obsessed with his own beauty and has a very androgynous appearance. Hakan is not a Cho Aniki ( Gay muscle man japanese game )character Capcom cleared up any rumors of his sexuality by having him announce that he loves his daughters and show his wife.
There has to be something special about him, if hes the only character to get their own trailer. Not even Juri got her own trailer, she got added with the new challenger’s.
I’m not sure if i find Hakan’s character design insulting or funny. I was one of the people that hated on Rufus when he first got introduced, but damn…this is nothing compared to that.
My parents weren’t covered in oil, IF i even did it, nor were there 7 of us
just you wait until the Hakan porn starts 
If you thought Cammy and Chun Li got it bad…
What was special about him is that he was the last character.
Hakan, himself, is a selling point to me, and I already plan to buy SSF4. I can’t believe how cool and unique this guy is. Capcom, you’ve outdone yourselves with him. I wonder if I’ll main him?
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Why would you be insulted?
Yeah, by that notion, it makes sense.
…but seeing how his daughters look like lolis…
His daughters look like Toad. You need to look inside and decide why you think children in any context have to be sexualized…
…why don’t you have a seat right there?
How dare you! His daughters are pretty!
Of course they look like lolis. They’re children.
It’d be weirder if he had teenage daughters climbing all over him don’t you think?
Sheesh, people forget that Street fighter is japanese. You should be expecting weird and wonderful character designs. And even then Street Fighter is on the tame and boring side of japanese character design.
I got a new main.
I would think that the family man bit is also to let you know he’s not a villian, because his appearence is pretty evil looking. Oh shit, well give him a family. I wouldn’t think Japan had precisely the same views of homphobia as the west, but I don’t really know, maybe they did add the family for that reason.
he looks way more fun than Juri, Able, Rufus, Viper and Fuerte combined.
He will probably one of the only new SF4, SSF4 characters that I would play as
Hakan’s lion barrel and lion belt are badass.
This post is just hilariously dumb.
Do Not let Hakan hear you say that or you will be shot across the room like a lubed turdy version of this ping pong ball trick I once saw in Tijuana. Worst beer pong player ever.