I always take the urinal closest to someone, and then I stare at them while I go, whispering the lyrics from “Every Breath You Take.”
dude…i used a transit bathroom like saturday…and there was some paper on the floor covered in doodoo!
somebody didn’t even bother to take the used toilet paper and flush it.
somebody just tossed that shit to the side.
we, men in general…are disgusting, i swear.
we’re sooooo freakin’ dirty.
we’d be helpless without women.
we’d be like swine…layin in our own filth, all day.
one good thing about the army…is that it teaches dudes to be clean & sanitary.
i’ll never understand how any chick in her right mind would ever be into us guys.
i remember in college my friend saying to me, who lived in a dorm that had public instead of private bathrooms…and he was like, “bro, i haven’t taken a shower in weeks!” and i was like, “why?” and he was like,“cuz the bathroom is filthy. its never been cleaned in the entire year. there is like 1 inch of black mildew, everywhere! the bathroom floor usta be white, but now its jet black. i don’t dare walk around in there without wearing sandals.
just man hair and mildew everywhere!” i was like, “ugh. terrible. i feel your pain dude.”
when u were a kid…did your mom ever take u into a ladies bathroom when she needed to use one and didn’t want you to wait outside and run around getting lost in a department store?
cuz my mom useta do that.
i remember how incredibly clean everything was in a girl’s bathroom.
everything was pristine and clean. no smells. no bad sounds.
it was like paradise!
i usta think girls were supernatural…like angels or something. not human, yunno. like divine or something.
getting this from the experience of their public bathrooms, as a kid.
Axl: I’m going to say this… I used to work in a restaurant, and every night - the women’s room was worst to clean up than the men’s by about 10 times. Toilet paper everywhere, occasionally used tampons on the floor… I’d rather an off spray than bloody mess.
In other news…
this
http://technology.automated.it/2011/05/20/random-cool-stuff-build-a-urinal-from-old-snes-cartridges/
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and this
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4006/4667670256_d9f91416bf_o.jpg
not a urinal person. I just grew up accustomed to sitting toon a toilet (and doing a LOT of reading when I was younger). I don’t read much now at all : / even on toilet. maybe I need some good reading materials.
I don’t mind standing to pee like on a bush or tree whatever if the need arises of course.
I hate obviously gross stalls as much as the next person but otherwise I’m not really all that paranoid about sitting on a public toilet : /
This.
Also, best reading material for shitting? Dictionary. Seriously, every time you drop a deuce, learn a new word.
to clarify, these “public” toilets aren’t totally public like at a dept. store or something. They’re at a university so they are relatively more clean. I still wipe off seats every now and then. even with the more public toilets I don’t have a problem as long as it looks decent.
though there’s people who use the urinals (while I’m in the stall) and they never wash their hands they just leave. ugh. so many of them do this…1 person took a shit in a stall and did the same thing D:
and to be fair, it’s just easier for me to piss sitting on a toilet anyway now with having the dick piercing and all (though there are techniques/jewelry to make it only 1 stream but, as mentioned, I don’t mind sitting anyway)
wonder how ya’ll would handle squatting type toilets (which are much much healthier for the human body during shitting)
I used to read those bathroom anthology books. forgot what they were called. but I pretty much just read up on all kinds of random stories or facts.
Some of the worst bathroom incidents I’ve seen? Fighting game tournaments…It’s not a common occurance and depends on the venue of course. But seasons beatings for example always seems to have the most disgusting bathroom results at Momos. One of the MWCs I think had the bathroom at nickel city destroyed. I actually straight up walked into the women’s bathroom to shit. idgaf.
lol peeps dont follow the rules? if the set up is 5
you go 1-3-5. If some clown/urinal noob is at 2 you go to 4. If that isn’t an option you call audible at the line and hit the stalls for luxury privacy peeing™
Depending on where you at with the piss if you at 1 and you got a suspect dude trying to unzip at 2, you stop stream shake and zip up you will finish up pissing later.
Can’t have these cupcakes trying to flat out stare at your dick, and no offense but white dudes do this shit a lot.
I’ll never forget the last college party i was at i hit the quads men’s room and it was empty, shit had a 7 set up so of course i hit up 1 and these dudes bust up in there. Im doing my thing staring at the if you want a good time call jessica at 718 etc.
2 of the dudes was just talking then the one kid comes to number 2, i was faded as all hell so i was trying to rush, shake and zip up.
Im zipping up and the spidey sense hit me hard like yo RODIMUS pay attention to your enviroment. This kid is picking his head up from looking directly at my dick. I look in his face and
suspect dude: …
Rodimus: You fuckin serious? fuck wrong with you
suspect dude; No disrespect man i wasn’t even looking at you bruh…
suspect dudes friends: Hey bro its all good he always be trying to look at what dudes are packing he aint gay he just weird man its all good. Dont fight him man we all cool…
Yep so I bounced and to this day i still kick myself for not knocking that dude the fuck out!!
So follow the rules. lol.
not saying you do it, but any of the Canadian customers we get in store do the crouch style and then they just shit all over the back toilet rim and up onto the back water tank completely miss the inside
I’ve also seen crouch style go very wrong and make a mess no one wants to see outside of a funny picture.
Why do you assume it’s 7.5 hard?
You imagining me in the nude?
I’m fine with using urinals, but you know what I can’t stand? When you go in a bathroom and there is a SEA of piss on the floor, like there was a urine monsoon that just hit and all the drains are backed up. That can’t possibly all be splashback right? It seems like dudes are literally just pissing on the floors, like ignoring the urinal directly in front of them and aiming a few degrees down and going straight for the floor. So nasty man.
College students are god damn morons. I work in a university town. Nobody ever washes their hands in the public bathrooms. Whether it’s at Barnes & Noble or in a bar, people will consistently avoid washing their hands in the men’s room. They will put their hands on their dick, their ass, or any surface in the bathroom, then put their hands all over everything else in the building without a moment’s thought. If you’re lucky, they’ll take the time to fake-wash their hands by spritzing some water on them and maybe a little bit of soap. Good luck killing bacteria that you’ve just nurtured by giving them a warmer, moister surface on which to incubate, you shit dick fuckheads.
The worst thing is that college towns are the ripest for communicable illnesses. Lots of people in close quarters from a wide variety of geographic locations = wash your motherfucking hands, you gross fucks. The bathrooms in campus buildings even have little comic strips with instructions for proper handwashing.
If I were in one of these bathrooms at any given time with any given stranger, I would feel safe betting literally every cent I have to my name that the stranger will exit the bathroom without scrubbing with soap for a sufficient length of time.
Why would you care if some guy decides to go into a stall if there is an open urinal next to you? Maybe you gay.
It’s more on the other side of things.
I have to shit, and somebody’s taking up a stall because they’re too homophobic to piss next to another man.
What the fuck then, unless the guys around you pisses out gallons and gallons, you can’t wait a little bit until the guy leaves to take a shit?
Way to take this thread way too seriously.
It’s just common curtosy to give a guy a one urinal buffer.
Guys that like turn their shoulder to you trying to hide their dick, like i even care to look at it are the biggest losers though. Almost has bad as guys that change behind a towel in a change room. like seriously wtf is the matter with you.
I turn the opposite direction, facilitating greater dick exposure. Not enough so that I’m pissing on their shoes… just enough to keep the threat alive.
Im going to start just pissing in the urinal right next to people, and just staring at them until it becomes uncomfortable eye contact. Gunna do it with an Angryish face too.
^Make sure to occasionally clear your throat so they know you mean business… but don’t say anything even if they talk to you.