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What the fuck?!
She was cheating on him? This fucking nub had it coming.
definitely had it commin. If she takes it to court she wont have a leg to stand on
Well…you’d think hitting your partner would be a marriage deal breaker…although you would think that would also be the case with unsolicited golden showers and not having limbs.
Thank God for internet match making.
Just read an article from that site where a man was sentenced to 40 years for punching a pregnant woman in the stomach and killing the six-month baby.
“Petersen pleaded guilty to murder charges.”
Murder, abortion, etc.
She touched dis!
Mah-mah-mah-mah keep-away game’s so scrub
I got beat down by a girl with nubs
No legs, below her knees
and still this chick’s abusin’ me
Feels bad, beein’ beat down by girl who can’t even crawl around
you know…this sucks
an amputee fucked me up
She touched dis
(Where’s my sandwi-OW!!) She touched dis
(Ow! Bitch what the hell?) She touched dis
(Can’t we all just get along?!) She touched dis
Sounds like a pretty bad matchup. It’s got to be 9-1 to guy (with limbs) easily. Not that I think guy (with limbs) is broken, just that quadruple amputee girlfriend is bottom tier. Her projectile is piss poor too.
Wait-wait-wait: did anybody get a good look at the thread title? 
That last part made me laugh
Must have been hard for him to fight someone so skilled at unarmed combat like that. I’m surprised he made it out alive.
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/Jacoby%20Laquan%20Smith%20mug%20sq.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/T.I._mug_shot.jpg/170px-T.I._mug_shot.jpg
I got headbutted by an amputee once. That was seriously painful…
Man, how awesome would that be?
My uncle once told me about how he saw a guy with one arm beat the shit out of a guy. He held him with his good arm and pummeled him with the stub of his bad arm. The lack of flesh ment that he was being hit by nothing but bone. By the time the cops came, he was a bloody mess.
So yeah, I’d take the self defense claim seriously. Too bad I’m not on the jury.
You’d really be out on a limb trying to defend him in court
Indeed.
Just spinnin’ around and around…
Shiiiiet, you could probably even hit a jumping backflip while you were hittin it on some Megaton Press type shit.
Can someone give me a hand, i cant seem to find pics of amputee…
You can have both of hers, she isn’t using them.
How did she cheat on him? HOW DID SHE GET AROUND TO CHEAT ON HIM?! I MUST KNOW
Nice one.
Finally!